Pen & Paper Bullshit

The gang explores the Crystal Gem school, where they are treated like shining stars with endless potential; is it all a ruse by the space cops, or are the Crystal Gems actually the good guys? If so, what does that make their parents?

The party concludes its search of the weird cultist/meat dungeon next to the dry cleaners! Mary becomes someone new, while Lachen and Goose are unable to catch a break. Also some sort of cool, spooky braces?

The party has finally arrived in Starport, where their promised transportation awaits, along with gruesome experiments conducted by the Thrice-Wise Magus on sweet, innocent kobolds and the dreaded Ebon Gauntlet. But before they can free Squire's knights and set fire to the city, they first must figure out the most effective way to do so, which means exploring Starport; unless you're Blaze, then it means getting religious in the stupidest way possible.

The kids are back and its time to steal an escape pod to go punch a planet full of cops! But first, they have to sneak past the ship's own moronic police force, who have taken to the vents to stop them from sneaking around; things go extremely well and normally and soon the gang realizes just how much they've trouble they've gotten themselves into.

The party hunts down the cult that is stealing all the stuff they want to steal; this leads them to an old newspaper factory/slaughter house, where they stumble upon the greatest mystery of them all: the Choice Zone and its strange magical items.

The first snow of the winter has fallen and within the Dragon Empire and the surrounding environs that means the Feast of Gold has finally arrived; instituted by the Tyrant Emperor, its a week of feasting, celebration, and gift giving. The party find themselves in Maywold on this Feast of Gold, a town that refuses to celebrate the beloved holiday, even though it means crossing the Emperor and breaking the law; what could cause such a sleepy little hamlet to risk open rebellion against the Empire?

The gang, fresh from their adventure on the Stars Our Destination, prepare to make the exchange with Dr. Simic; unfortunately, it doesn't go exactly as planned and they find themselves beating a hasty retreat. They also discover exactly what the mechanical birds do and possibly set themselves up to make a fortune (also maybe destroy Mars).

The Lance of Victory has been stolen; not the fake Lance the party failed to steal, but the real one. According to the news, the Lance had already been stolen long before the party's original attempt! Who stole the Lance? What does the Immortal CEO want with the party? Why is there an Elemental Plane of Teens?

The party finally takes on the awful tree that has taken over the halfling village of Round Top. Of course, it won't be easy, what with Round Top being the epicenter of several important leylines and the tree sucking them dry for the Hunter; uprooting this glorified weed will take more than just stabbing it and burning it with hellfire.

A group of weirdos plans to steal the Lance of Victory, a powerful holy relic owned by the Church of Light; their goal is to take down the self proclaimed god known as the Speaker in Light, and the Lance is the first step in that plan. Unfortunately for them, none of them are natural born thieves and rogues. Things go about as well as can be expected, given the circumstances.