There's a war in the shadows, one fought for the very hearts and minds of America. The battle ground for this war? The Denny's of the world, which draw in occult and mystical knowledge and weirdos, for some unknown reason. What makes this so? Why are Denny's so magickally potent symbols for the occult undergrounds of America? What does sacred geometry, the Tree of Life, and chakras have to do with Denny's? The answers to these questions start here, in King City, California.
Four strangers are gathered in the local Denny's with one goal: make sure Hank Shankly has an enjoyable meal, without any disturbances or mishaps. As the one millionth customer at this particular Best Denny's Ever, Hank has inadvertently become the vox populi of the assembled restaurant patrons, and his emotions are the emotions of the restaurant. Unfortunately, what should be a relatively easy job is made harder by a mysterious force led by an angry Australian woman, who wants to ruin Hank's meal. It's time to learn more about Denny's history than anyone ever really wanted to know!