What do you call an event that involves fencing, swimming, equestrian jumping, pistol shooting, and running?  You might call it nonsense, but the Olympic committee calls it a pentathlon.  Actually, they're starting to wonder if it's nonsense too after recent events have called its legitimacy into question.  And speaking of legitimacy being called into question, people are starting to wonder why every powerful person in the country seems to be a perverted sociopath.  Why it took this long for such a question to arise is anyone's guess.

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