Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase, ready to discuss a lie Miles has been living by, as well as calls about a toxic theatre department and being a better dog walker.

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It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT.

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Nut drops by the studio to answer calls about a fart framer at work, and a caller who maybe banged Miles's cousin, but also had a bestie with a public meltdown.

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Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with.

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Jared joins the show to take calls about maid of honors ghosting you, a crush police case, and a church choir villain who is personally sabotaging our callers. All that AND MORE on today's EPISODE!!!!!!!

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Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about dirty talk, a pesky brothers girlfriend, and a confounding roommate who made breastmilk scones.

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Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear, and calls about dogsitting a human man & when your crush sleeptalks secret details.

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It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed.

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RUN OF SHOW:

0:06:09 - Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad

0:28:58 - Update to Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad

0:37:17 - Booty Patrol

0:48:12 - Update #1 to Booty Patrol

1:04:07 - Update #2 to Booty Patrol

1:12:32 - Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track

1:26:40 - Update to Cancelled By My Ex Besties Diss Track

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Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation.

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a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show to give gift and kissing guidance to callers about a furry who has it all, a cheating sister in law, and a kiss on new years eve.

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