We COULD be good for bubble baths…more comforting, bread or bratwurst…choosing a Starbucks drink can be pretty stressful…R Kelly is now going to be trapped in the jail cell..welcome back Toto, Rick Astley & Kate Bush…is there some type of happy birthday royalties…Roe v Wade opens the gates..Supreme Court needs balance..Justice Thomas, don’t pull those threads too hard about annulling marriages..finally saw Father of the Bride…waiting in Miami Dr offices is pure entertainment…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Of course Ish gets their name wrong…dance is a family affair…culture knows no geo boundaries…talk about a sister act…Swan Lake a la Cubana…a dancer diet is VERY different in a communist country…glad to see the ballerina body image is changing…como dicen, the show must go on…a technical dancer isn’t necessarily a good dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

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Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at Caja Caliente…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to diffuse a bomb or something…we need these Carlos Rojas stories told in first person…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

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So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

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This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

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Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-reliefTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like that we now have dates for Red Lobster AND Olive Garden…Celia Cruz and mimes, just another ep for PLMTY…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.orgThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

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