Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears

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Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie EliasCroquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/

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Talk about a California adventure…Great, two DJ’s in one episode…Cuban bread is our common thread…never let the universe tell you about your life…no better pride than that of a parent …happy to report he is NOT a schmuck…get with the avocado program, California… words escape us how impressive Porto’s Bakery is…we always love an immigrant success story…she’s a crafty one that Mrs. Porto…live without a net caballero…giving back is beyond respectable…seriously, get that Thanksgiving papa rellena if in LA…and of COURSE, our tia Marta Darby!End Song: “Tradicion” by Gloria EstefanPorto’s Bakery: https://www.portosbakery.com/

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It is NOT easy to coordinate 6 people on one show…dirty name sodas are the best…hmmm, can Calle 8 handle all of us…representation matters across all levels…created families are the best, especially those with improv training…whatever you call yourself, just be sure to own it…customer service, why do you continue evading us here in Miami…man, but we love people who are quick with the wit…End Song: “California Dreaming” by Benny BenassiSpanish Aqui Presents: https://www.earwolf.com/show/spanish-aqui-presents/

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California loooove…no vaya, can’t even preach kindness anymore…who’s to say whether you’re enough of a this or a that…man, DJ gets salty when he’s been up for 24 hours…we love a humble legend…seriously, nothing like recording in a studio…hard work, caballero…cheesy as it sounds, life is about the little things…mmmm Flannigan’s ribs…who else misses liner notes…for the record, Pero Let Me Tell You does not endorse dropping out of school…be curious about the past…David Bass sounds like a lawyer on TV, not a singer…he’s the Spanish whisperer…Muñecos de Papel & Wild Orchid…persistence pays off…End Song: “Vivir Lo Nuestro” by La India & Marc AnthonyRudy Perez: http://rudyperez.com/Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame: https://www.latinsonghall.com/

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Seriously, who were all those people on stage with Juan Gabriel…we also didn’t do the thing we just did and were being accused of doing…fair time isn’t the worst thing…exactly how low-cost would a WalMart casket be…oooooo, we NEED to figure out how to see BBMak on their US tour…maybe Tommy Mottola has a ride share option…we know a little bit about big project undertakings…yeah, Alex really likes his SAT words…I mean, by now we ALL know who shot JR Ewing…libraries, still a great resource…great show, just not the Empire we’re talking about…those salacious cow udders…Ish’s Bette Davis can use some work…End Song: “Back Here” by BBMakThousand Movie Project: https://thousandmovieproject.com/author/asoron0424/BBMak: https://bbmak.com/

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The salt of it all…just when we think Trump has topped himself…ethics isn’t something that should be politicized…man, this is a very musical type episode…can vegans still eat ass…freedom of speech extends to things you don’t like also…Uh-oh, we don’t wanna offend our Hialeah peeps…we’re sure it’s moisturizer from Navarro…you know you’re Miami if you recall Rick Sanchez…never underestimate the power of family…maybe don’t listen to Bigfoot’s online articles…yeah we can be fun, but we’re also gonna ask legit questions…communication is key caballero…we love a good sausage metaphor…step out of your comfort zone…wax poetic all you want my man…it’s all about la guaperia…we’re officially pastelitos…End Song: “Rebelion” by Joe Arroyo

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Ep 81. Pero…talkin’ la isla del encanto with singer/activist Ani CorderoMad with mold…bring on the Hispanic Heritage Month…when DJ calls out The View, it got real…multicam and cookbooks, that’s us in a nutshell…it’s called due diligence SNL…Miami’s in the top 5 of fun, bay-bee…it’s all about the Latino details…GeorgiaRican…sometimes a promesa isn’t all that promising…change was coming even before the storm…always exemplify the change you want to see…a machetazo…fertile soil is such a beauty of the Caribbean…music can help us all heal…are you a Mona or a Blanche…End Song: “Pan Pan (sin mantequilla)” by Ani CorderoAni Cordero: https://www.anicordero.net/PRIMA: https://www.primafund.org/Pin Pan Pun book: https://pinpanpun.co/

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Finally, the answer to who is Mathias Perez…no crocs at a Straight Pride parade is just wrong…let’s start the pitch for 2020 now…it’s just foolish to apply today to yesterday…Friends was progressive and we’l fight anyone who says different…ya saben, when in Peru try the soup…WWCD (What Would Celia Do)…seriously, we would’ve loved to be in that church…tributes should be about authenticity…you know we’ll let you know if we have that lunch with La India…Ryan can’t review toys in jail…let’s just have a Tristan spin-off already…End Song: “Ese Hombre” by La IndiaIndia: A Tribute to Celia Cruz: https://www.arshtcenter.org/Tickets/Calendar/2019-2020-Season/Cuba-Beat/Celia-Cruz/

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DJ’s lament…get out and donate for the Bahamas mi gente…what have YOU done to help the world…hurricane house strap-ons save roofs…AFILADOOOOOOORRRRRR…battered calderos are the only ones that work…uh, how do we get Hitachis back in the US…even as commie-haters, we aren’t pro-blacklisting…of course we (sorta) prepare…be provocative, not offensive…calling people on their BS is so thankless…End Song: “You’re in a Bubble” by Geri HalliwellPan-American Development Foundation: https://www.padf.org/Red Cross: www.redcross.org/Hurricane/Dorian‎

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