We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom Llamas

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Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…

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Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the same, you know what we mean…Don Francisco definitely deserves to be in space…Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes should swing by our show…Bob Villa tambien, love us a latino you don’t stop to think of as latino…love us Janet at the AMAs, but step up the red carpet a bit…nobody will ever accuse Ish of substance over style onstage…we need to make ‘Anna Wintour Does’ as a series somehow…Last Sodas: Kermit the Frog & Robbie Elias

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Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do things on the norm pero there’s the pazas en picadillo…authenticity is always the key…

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In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” Castro

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DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…

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Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll never forget you Waterbed City…caballero, Gloria Estefan couldn’t be controversial if she tried, much less in relation to Diddy…like a good Cuban, none of this sleepover or being in other people’s homes thing…should Pete Rose be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame…the asterisk hall of fame could be VERY interesting…bring on the Latino music takeover with Bad Bunny & Fuerza Regida on Billboard’s top 2 spots…wow, we really drew a blank on those Spanish language duos, que pena…EVERYONE should get a hug from Jr…Last Sodas: American Murder: The Family Next Door & Hugs

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Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podcasters don’t ramble, we entertain…never give in to impostor syndrome…we still miss Panolo’s pan con bistec…talk about a fun career day at school…sometimes our show is a time machine…learn to say no…we could all use a little brain rewiring…and he’s a rapper too, no jodas…do we ever really wrap things up…

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Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Industry of Cool podcast…Last Sodas: Valeria’s daughter & Gloria Estefan

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Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last Sodas: Boris Sanchez & The Flag Guy

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