Overall a less than super, Bowl game…stupid M.A.S.H. ratings…sometimes, you pick the topic and sometimes the topic picks you…maybe it’s time to remake Silence of the Lambs WITH Julie Andrews as Hannibal Lecter…tenacity, it’s what we do…no, really Ish is still deathly afraid of pressure cookers…reclaim YOUR time, listeners…now taking suggestions on how to make our food “clean”…RIP el camello…said it once, say it again, latinos come in all colors…politics and DC go together like arroz con pollo…Venezuela and all of Latin America needs more coverage AND representation, dammit…go Ana Navarro…always look for ways to give back…if you’re in Los Angeles, try Equelecua, you won’t regret it…End Song: “Wake Up Call (Mark Ronson mix)” by Maroon 5Adventure Amputee Camp: https://adventureamputeecamp.org/Equelecua Vegan Café: https://equelecuacafe.com/

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Empire IS better, but c’mon Ewoks are sooooo cute…Remember when the wildest thing related to airlines we brought up was peacocks…dear fellow Spanish speakers, let’s agree that grajo really has no translation…VENEZUELA ESTAMOS CONTIGO…ojala que change is on its way for our Venezuelan brothers and sisters…we still can’t believe we spoke with such an iconic part of our childhood…representation matters, even when you’re made of felt…a children’s educational program is still possibly the most consistently progressive thing on TV…44 years HAS to be a record, it just has to be…GodSpell, Sesame Street, Loud House AND SVU?!?...now we’re just one degree from Lin-Maunel Miranda AND Rita Moreno…DJ gave THAT GUY a last soda?!?!...pretty sure everyone guessed how we were gonna end this episode…End Song: “Sesame Street” theme

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Ep 47. Pero…it’s 2019 and we’re back with Season 2!So much to catch up on, even if we saw each other last week…quick poll, who prefers DJ with short hair…seriously, Gaga your enigma isn’t that mysterious…what happens in Vegas gets posted on our IG…be angry but don’t pretend to be surprised by R Kelly’s antics…don’t pretend you didn’t love seeing all those entitled brats get suckered on a Caribbean island…Madge even influences our use of curse words, apparently…sometimes finding the last soda isn’t as easy as you’d think…don’t forget to be one of the first three to send us the secret word via DM…End Song: “Do What You Want” by Lady Gaga ft R Kelly

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Thank you all for your love this year and tuning in to hear the rants of two lifelong friends. Hope you have a great holiday full of family, love and all the best! Happy 2019 a todos!P.S. – we’ll only be gone for 2 weeks….promise :-)Intro Song: “Feliz Navidad” by CharoEnd Song: “Burrito Sabanero (remix)” by DJ Laz

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Yo, CBS Sunday Morning, sponsor us already…send us emails people…anybody with Expose connections, hook some brothers up…frankly, the Academy should just ask us to host the Oscars…who better for year-end guests…there’s a Hialeah in every country…latinos, not known for subtlety…shout out Vicky Bakery…we tried, but words don’t really capture Hialeah…check out Love & Hostages….for the last time, South Beach is NOT Miami…PALO is one of the best live acts in South Florida…Sabado Gigante, gone but not forgotten…even Olympians are on the show…no matter how old, you never lose the ‘ito’…authenticity always shines through…we do genuinely love ALL our guests…RIP Rosa Maria PlasenciaEnd Song: “Into the Night” Benny MardonesHialeah the Series: https://www.facebook.com/HialeahSeries/Adopted by Aliens: https://igg.me/at/AdoptedByAliens/x/19004233Love & Hostages: Available to stream on Amazon Prime, iTunes, Google Play and Roku TVThe Fallen Patriots Fund: http://www.fallenpatriotfund.org/Amigos for Kids: https://amigosforkids.org/

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Thanks for the Christmas tree shortage, Amazon…at least our 100th should have cidra…RIP President Bush…bad decisions don’t make a bad person…context is everything…she’s literally leaning in for the damn kiss…during these holidays, make sure to eat ALL the bacon and lechon…We agree, no boots in Dallas or Miami until it’s at least below 75 degrees…still wearing our geek on our sleeve…can’t out train your diet, especially during the holidays…so often things are in the works without us knowing it…social media, where benefit meets tragedy daily…Kevin, you’re an honorary Latino as far as we’re concerned…food really is the great connector… we’re now officially one degree from Oprah…choices, people, choices…End Song: “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John & Jane LynchFit Men Cook: https://fitmencook.comHabitat for Humanity: https://www.habitat.orgBRC: http://www.brc.org

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Give JLove some love…llegaron las navidad…coquito is way better than egg nog…should we buy a vaquita…nothing says Merry Christmas like Gilead trees…kiss who you want, within reason, of course…double Beckham pop kiss…Chicago and Hialeah, more similar than you’d imagine…know where you’re from, know where you’re going…ideas are great, but the details make it come to life…an island full of contradictions…is there anything “Friends” can’t do…both and neither simultaneously…damn age restrictions…ugh, poverty porn…yummy, a McFrita’s…#lechonlifeCubaOne Foundation: www.cubaone.orgEveryday Ambassador: www.everydayambassador.orgGuardian Ad Litem: http://guardianadlitem.org/The Hero Initiative: https://www.heroinitiative.org/End Song: “Let Your Head Go” by Victoria Beckham

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Japi Sangibing…so long as the food is yummy, nothing else matters…Indians & Pilgrims celebrated a massacre with pie & whipped cream…secret origins can be disappointing at times…Always with the real Havana Club…the Pero Happy Hour…double trouble when chatting with twins…cigars and café con leche are on most Cuban baby registries…damn right grown and sexy…evolving even after death…pretty sure most of our listeners argue with us each week…never be afraid to be the first…Latinos come in all shades…despite loving Celia Cruz, don’t “Celia Cruz” anyone…ya esta Bueno ya…blackface in 2018 caballero…more than anything we’re thankful for all of you!End Song: “The Jeffersons” themeTres Lindas Cubanas: http://www.treslindascubanascigars.com/Afro Latinos Professionals Group: https://www.facebook.com/AfroLatinoProfessionals/

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This ep is a bit long, but worth it…Xuxa and Lady Marmalade, perfect combo…Glitter, the product and the album, show up when you least expect them…when we’re upset over new versions of Monopoly, the terrorists have won…thanks for white nonsense, Mommas and Merlot…check out our Gamer Comic Expo coverage on YouTube…Cocaine cowboys, you know those were fast horses…when lies come true, are they still lies…no lie, growing up Ish thought marimberos were a type of musician…trickle down works when narcotics are flowing…in Florida, true crime was hot before it was hot…nobody cares until you step on their corn…Miami Vice was basically a fictionalized documentary…yeah, Hispanics were even part of Watergate…”because Miami” may just be our new tagline…can’t wait to see “Screwball”…End Song: “Amazing Spider-Man theme”GeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Billy Corben: http://www.rakontur.com/cocaine-cowboys

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Shootings shouldn’t be the new normal…even sans Posh, Girl Power makes everything better…if only Prince had run for office…always choose half full, total people are still gonna be comemierdas..Start book clubs mi gente…60 people is an intimate family by Hispanic standards…where would you leave a loved ones ashes…sign of a good writer? Being able to write about somewhere without being there…it’s never easy to write about yourself…seriously, watch One Day at a Time…never give up a chance to quote Legally Blonde…this is quite the quote heavy episode…ya sabes, be professional…ebook vs physical book…we always miss our loved ones…End Song: “40 y 20” by Jose JoseGeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Chanel Cleeton: http://www.chanelcleeton.com/Gamer Comic Expo: https://www.gamercomicexpo.com/

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