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Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares


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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.


From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.


We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.


And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?

Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.


Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!


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If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!


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00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups

02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously

04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing

06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner

07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title

09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives

10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”

12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths

14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?

15:59 – “I would never get married again”

17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins

24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology


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