The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Charlie Eccleshare are joined by football commentator Peter Drury for the latest edition of 'Mesut Haaland Dicks'.

Peter's picks for his loves and hates of modern football include gloriously biased local radio commentary, meaningless statistics and teams wearing their away kits for absolutely no reason.

Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel also discuss whether we should really be betting on what commentators are going to say during a live TV game and the surprisingly controversial subject of which English club's name has the most forgettable suffix