Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies

While the rest of you were watching sportsball this weekend, Phil and Lisa paid extra-close attention to the many movie trailers that debuted during the big game. Their verdict? Stick to sports.

Movies Ruined: The Road to Wellness, The Fate of the Furious, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Life, Ghost in the Shell, Transformers: The Last Knight, Baywatch.

Super Bowl movie trailers

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Instead of just complaining about trailers for movies they’ll never see, Phil and Lisa go next level to complain about award nominations for films they’ve not watched. Also, a haunting rendition of college fight songs.

Movies Ruined: Dunkirk, Trainspotting 2, Logan

Dunkirk, Trainspotting 2, Logan

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Phil and Lisa share their thoughts on the latest Disney animated movie, skewer two upcoming releases from Pixar and Disney and tempt violent retribution from fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda and Mandy Patinkin.

Movies Mentioned: Moana, Cars 3, Beauty & The Beast (2017), The Journey, The Outlaw, True Grit (1969), Red River, Lego Batman.

Moana, Cars 3, Beauty and the Beast, and more.

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Excited about all the movies based on funny books that had people talking at Comic-Con this past weekend? Well, let Phil and Lisa sneer at your joy. But at least there’s a tender rendition of “It’s Raining Men” to put a song in your heart.

Movies ruined: Justice League, Wonder Woman, Dr. Strange, Kong: Skull Island, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, Snowden.

Comic book movies

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Blake Lively battles a shark, and who wins? You do, America. Also, we return to some animated children’s movies and talk Pixar sequels, before Mickey Mouse stops by to wet his beak a little bit. And finally: Musicals!

The Shallows, and more

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Movies ruined: The Shallows, Sing, Moana, Jesus Christ Superstar, Phantom of the Opera, Fiddler on the Roof

The upcoming “Pete’s Dragon” remake sends Phil and Lisa on a trip down memory lane about the terrible Disney live-action pictures of their youth. Also, Lisa freaks out Phil about “The Rescuers,” and we assess the career of cinematic giant Tom Cruise.

Movies Ruined: “Pete’s Dragon” (both of them), “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.”

Pete's Dragon!

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Lisa talks up the terrible trailers she saw before watching Popstar, while Phil wonders why so many movies about sports icons are so very terrible. Also, Miles Teller gets renamed Ol’ Slappy. Plus, a pledge break!

Movies Ruined: Magnificent Seven (2016), Pele: Birth of a Legend, Race, Purge: Election Year, War Dogs, Sausage Party, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Pledge break time!

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Bad Moms? More like Sad Moms once Lisa Schmeiser gets through ripping it. Also, Phil reminisces about fits of pique by Charlton Heston and Dennis Boutsikaris.

Bad Moms, Ben-Hur, Now You See Me 2, Money Monster

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Thanks to the generosity of a listener, Phil and Lisa watch “Burnt” and then resolve never to ask anything of listeners again.

Burnt, Angry Birds, Keanu, Civil War

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.

Maybe Melissa McCarthy should just skip this episode.

Ghostbusters, The Boss, The Nice Guys, Spotlight and Burnt

Hosts Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels.