First off, and I know this is dickish, but I enjoy when Philly teams lose.

I have nothing against them. I don't hate the fans.

I just like when people who are super passionate about something get burned.

It's like when the dude who wants to be valedictorian gets a C on a paper.

Also, people are finally starting to call out Bryce Harper for being a panderer.

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