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Former incel and current OMEGA GAMER CHAD, Ruphio Pheonix, has landed the Gamer Girl of his dreams, and she's a listener of Pod Awful! Jesse plays matchmaker to Ruphio and Lilah, who share so many similarities its almost unbelievable. Both love gaming. They have the same taste in music. They were born a day apart. They even both wear purple shaded eyeglasses. And for the past few days they have been falling in love, and planning to meet up in person. Everything seems to be going great until a bombshell is uncovered that is perhaps the most shocking twist in Pod Awful history. Lilah finds out something about her family history that may shake her new relationship to its core, and Ruphio has done something so heinous to break her trust, that Lilah may never speak to him again. Is this a hero's story to inspire the gamer incel brotherhood everywhere? Or a simp tragedy that ends in twin flames?

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They say I am OBSESSED with Mersh. No, I am POSSESSED by Mersh. When a Revenge Of The Cis fan's daughter was being groomed by a Brony in their community, Mersh and Royce did nothing to stop him. Well, I couldn't let that happen, so the Pod Awful Cult has placed fliers around the Child Predator's town alerting parents to the BRONY SITUATION. Meanwhile, over on Nightwave Radio, Mersh had a 20 minute meltdown over Pod Awful puppetmastering his moderators, but he's made an offer! If Jesse stops making fun of Mersh, The Queen is willing to fork over the $376 to Jesse (again.) All Hollywood Mersh wants in exchange is a written letter of apology. NO PROBLEMO! I'll have it to Papa Mersh in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed.

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(Sorry about the audio, this was a live stream from a phone. Tried my best to clean it up!)

Jesse enters the Soup Porter universe when he flies all the way to Maryland to be a part of the Marilyn Mansion Show for Episode 114. Soup himself is an entire cast of characters, and he lives in a building with fascinating, unbelievable neighbors like Dr. Ken Kesey, Michael Arthur Taylor Jr., and the absolute star of the SHO, Marilyn. Marilyn is a 3-feet-tall warrior for God who exorcises demons out of Soup with names like "Jezebel," "Joker," and "Phil Ashio." Jesse had a demon enter his body like a body his same size, and luckily, Marilyn has the cure! Happy 114! Enjoy the Soup Du Jour.

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I was contacted by a fan of Revenge Of The Cis who told me he discovered that Royce and Mersh had harbored a child predator in their Discord, and had done nothing about it. This man attempted to groom the underage daughter of an ROTC fan. However, this was no ordinary chomo, this man was a BRONY, and in the most PARANORMAL twist of them all, it turns out I know EXACTLY who this guy is. We explore the Brony's history with My Little Pony conventions, read his insane texts about Davey Crocko, confront the pervert head on in Discord to hear his case, and hatch a plan to ensure he doesn't keep getting away with it. Why did Royce and Mersh do nothing to stop him? PLUS: New rap songs from MCL771, and phone calls with Soup Porter and Buddyman to celebrate 1/14!

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In the never-not-flushing toilet that is the internet, the laziest fad to try to clog the drain are "First Listen Reaction" channels. These Zoomer content goblins stretch Fair Use to its absolute limits by pretending to have never heard the biggest songs of all time, and then "reacting" to them on camera by bobbing their heads and saying, "Wow." It seems fairly harmless until you realize that a young black kid pretending to like some classic rock song is the perfect bait for grifting old white boomers into watching thousands of terrible Youtube ads. Wow! A black kid likes Phil Collins' "In The Air Toinght" too? Maybe I AM cool. There is no need to even bother saying "NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED" on these videos because Youtube actually encourages them! Meanwhile, I'm battling over the copyright of my own damn theme song. PLUS: an Instagram model/influencer talks about the dangers of Fair Use, and MCL771 debuts his hit new rap song "I Am Not A P*dophile." #DONTREACT

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Now that Nathan Larson is behind bars, it is time to put a stop to the predator problem we have in politics, and there is only one man for the job, MICHAEL ARTHUR TAYLOR JR. AKA BUDDYMAN. Michael is running for Governor of Maryland on a "Come Get 'Em Boys" platform. TOASTY! He promises free BJ's to every adult male in Maryland, and that's the kind of good work you can expect from a leader who is Everyone's Pal™. Meanwhile, the man who hosts a Nathan Larson themed podcast, MCL771, is professing his innocence across the internet over his joining the Rapey.su forums. I try to offer him a platform to have his story told but he nearly stands me up for the episode. Will it end in striking up a FRIENDSHIP? Or will this Deadly Alliance end in FATALITY? PLUS: Joe Biden calls off adult swim at the pool.

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Former congressional candidate and current chimo-human-prison-fleshlight, Nathan Larson, has finally been arrested for what can only be described as the most predictable crime of all time. Larson groomed a 12-year-old girl on social media, flew cross-country from Virginia to Fresno, and attempted to kidnap her and take her back home to his parents' house. I interviewed this admitted child predator two years ago on the show, and thanks to the tireless efforts of the Pod Awful Cult and the Fresno Police Department, Nathan was caught during a layover at the Denver airport, and the girl was safely returned home. We go over the details of the arrest, explore the kids' puppet show he used to entice minors, learn about Libertarianism with mutant-hybrid Darryl Perry, and edit Wikipedia with Mr. Spergers. LET'S BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE.

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It's Christmas time and Mersh is trying to not be blackpilled on Nightwave Radio. Kind of hard when he lost his last $376 to Pod Awful. Mersh watches some Frank Hassle, sends money to Baked Alaska, yells at the spergs in chat, asks Alex Jones for some advice on trolls, and wheezes laughing at ZenRhino losing his autistic mind on Jesse from Pod Awful. Put out a plate of bones for the fat man, we are praying for a Christmas Deer-acle!

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The Dick Show, Revenge Of The Cis, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta Law, Ryan Long, and Madcucks all under one roof! THE GOON EVENT OF THE CENTURY! Mersh should be riding so high right now, but he's spending his Nightwave Radio streams defending the size of the Road Rage Tampa live audience, and LYING about how many people attended! Dick Masterson, Royce, and Hollywood Mersh were on high alert for trolls to show up and wreck their event, but what they didn't see coming was we paid one of their ACTUAL fans to stream snipe their show! What we didn't plan on was for him to smoke Meth with Ethan Ralph. That one is on him. Watch the complete DISASTER of an evening as the crowd ignores what's happening on stage, wanders in and out of the show, and screams over top of the performers. Enjoy it the way no one in the audience experienced the show-- FULLY SOBER. It's a true nightmare come to life, and it all ends with a prank call to Mersh's old strip club!

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Dick Masterson of The Dick Show and Revenge Of The Cis held the GOON GALA of the year in Tampa, Florida. Luminaries such as Nightwave Radio's Mersh, Ryan Long, Ethan Ralph, Madcucks, and Nick Rekieta all came together for a booze and meth fueled live show all in honor of Pod Awful's 11-year Anniversary! I sent a Pod Awful agent to go scope out the event, my buddy Michael Arthur Taylor Jr. Unfortunately, we learned after the fact that Buddyman had come down with the SHORONAVIRUS, and has likely given all the Goons, and their wetbrained fans, SHOVID-19. I speak to Michael about his health, his Super Mama plans a new show, and SOUP PORTER performs a Corona-themed rap song!

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