Podcast Pediatricians

Matt and Rob cover summertime rashes. Prickly heat, Poison Ivy & Uma Thurman, and Hot Tub Folliculitis. Goat yoga, Boudleaux & Matilda Bryant, Swimmers Itch – Snails and Nematocysts, & Mainline Pseudomonas.

Up Next:  Sunburns and Photodermatoses

Special Double Bonus Episode! The boys move downward to finish this PenisPalooza. Glowing Scrotal Christmas Ornaments, , Bozo is dead!, Cryptorchidism, the SCARY testicle Story, Virgil Livers and testicular fractures, YES they retract & shrink, Teen Addictions:Juuling & Fortnite , New Jersey Bag o’ Worms, Jocelyn Elders vs Clinton revisited,  Orchiodometer Necklace,  The Tooth Fairy, Wonderama/Al Alberts/Captain Noah & Sally Starr, The Bozos of Boston, Bone age YES – routine vitamin D and insulin levels NO,  Mumps is BACK, Pearly Papules of the Penis and Pediatric Erectile Dysfunction.

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Coming up:  Summer Rashes and Scoliosis.      See y’all at Disney –  Hot Topics in Pediatrics  July 26-28

Rob and Matt tackle all things Penis in Pediatrics. Circumcisions A-to-Z: methods, advantages, complications, and controversies. Pediatricians should know PrEP!, Macaroons and Matzah, Privates/WeeWees and the Tinkler, The Icelandic Penis Museum & Circumcision Ban, Care of the uncircumcised penis plus Balanoposthitis & Paraphimosis. The SNL Royal Deluxe Bris, Dante!, Matt’s Jersey Condom Models AND Penis Hair Tourniquets.

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Next few up: Penis II & Bozo, Summer Rashes,  and Scoliosis

Matt and Rob cover everything Pets & Pediatrics. Dogs (and sometimes Cats) help our Mind, Body, and Soul. We also sing. A lot. Emotional Support Pets, Direwolves, Patti Page, Cat Scratch Fever, Cat and Dog bites, Rabies and Zoonoses, Best Breeds for kids, Cartoon Animals & Theme Songs, South Jersey cat tossing, Labrador Retrievers vs English Springer Spaniels, AND The Red Baron.

Arrivederci and Zay Gezunt

Rob and Matt cover everything Influenza: the historic 2018 Flu epidemic, why Flu shots for kids. Flu testing controversies, Human Head transplants, Tamiflu pros and cons, Flu complications and deaths, Ted Williams, Our Eyewitness Accounts of EAGLES Super Bowl & Parade, Merrill Reese & Jason Kelce, AND we welcome our first sponsor –  Triage 4 Pediatrics.

Coming up next:  Privates and Prep

PP2 024 The Influenza Epidemic References

Matt and Rob discuss pediatric fat shaming: EVERYONE is guilty. Yes – you can be happy & healthy AND overweight. Mallomars! Little Lotta, BMI as a tool is not good, Pediatric Office Food Prescription Programs, pediatric care givers comments/growth charts CAN trigger anorexia, draining pus still requires some antibiotics too, Will Amoxicillin soon be out as first line for Otitis in older kids?,  St. Louis ribs pressure cookers, Syncope EKGs, Matt’s mushroom coffee – ugh, PLUS – some diarrhea song verses you did not need to know.    Fly Eagles Fly and crush those Cheatin Patriots! 

UP NEXT:   Pets and Privates

REFERENCES PP2 023 Fat Shaming & Pus

Do hospital Baby Friendly policies with its perceived Perinatal Nurse Gag Orders Increase Sad Mommies? The Goddess Myth & The Notorious RBG. Matt & Rob explore depression screening for moms at well baby visits, Fixing or Ending Fraternities, High infant/maternal mortality in the “good” old days, and how college mental health services suck. Oh, and Fly Eagles Fly!

References PP2 022 Baby Friendly-Sad Mommy & Frats

Rob and Matt on a mission to save Baby Frenulums. Jersey French Kissing, The CDC Banned 7, All-Purpose Nipple Ointment, Laser Dentists, Lactation Consultants, Gentian Violet, and Oh Oh Candida.

Up Next – Baby Friendly, Sad Mommy & Frats

Frenotomy Epidemic References 2 PP2 021

Matt and Rob go deep nose diving for blood. Plus, legalizing recreational marijuana for adults is horrible for kids and teens. Rob and Matt’s childhood fistfights, Delicious New Baby Smell, Yoga Nasal Poses,  the Nasal Cycle, Long Island & Mainline Nose Jobs, Drs. Kiesselbach/Little/Woodruff ALL DEAD,  Nosy Mr. Parker, Nose Picking & Rhinotillexomania, Cheech and Chong‘s Nasal Foreign Bodies,  Marsha Brady and Rocky, AND the mean streets of Syosset.  Inka Dinka Doo!!

Marijuana References

Our First Short Shot: TOYS! – Hall of Famers, NEVER Wake Daddy, Matt’s Mystery Dates, Rob’s NU Barbie, Fit Pregnancy Magazine, Weebles vs. Little People, Matt’s extensive Animal Figurine Collection, SCRATCH coding for kids, Middle School Twister, Slinky! & Yahtzee!, Gunfight at the OK Corral,  Mr (not Mrs) Potato Head, Booby Trap vs Kerplunk, and the sweet sweet smell of Cap Guns.            podcastpediatricians.com

Coming Up: NOSEBLEEEDS & POT