Shana Tova from Chaya Leah’s kitchen table! It is not even 8am, and she already peeled 400 apples, made 200 matza balls, and skinned 3 chickens. I am sitting here trying to stay out of the way while working on our business aka this podcast. It’s very trad-wife. Check out CL’s resolutions and photos on our substack and see you in 5786!

John Podhoretz is the editor of Commentary Magazine and co-host of the wildly popular Commentary Podcast, which we should definitely be on so write them about it. In this Rosh Hashana sweet treat, we discuss Jewish politics, New York politics, national politics, and even manage to stun Jpod into silence while talking about furry throuples and Andrew Cuomo’s alleged nipple piercings.

Also:

* What have we done to deserve Hannah Einbender?

* The people Jpod’s father knew at Elaine’s.

* Jimmy Kimmel yay or nay?

* Jews need to stop slinging poop at one another (including us!)

* Is self-reflecting Zionism weakness? (shocker, we disagree on that!)

* Do we put all the Haredis in a Shtetel, or will they do that to us?

* You will be forcibly converted out of Judaism if you don’t vote in the NYC elections.

* Jpod loathes Andrew Cuomo more than anyone in the world and will vote for him anyway.

* Two words: Curtis. Sliwa.

* In defense of Central Park horse and carriages - I will die on this hill.

* Bill Clinton is everything they say he is.

* So is Hilary Clinton.

* The Chabad of Utah.

* Jews are really good at sports…and by sports we mean owning the teams.

Regarding Cuomo’s alleged nipple piercings…You be the judge on our substack!

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