This is a comedy podcast run by a couple of bitches. A mandatory hour a day at the library or you become branded. Kate tried to return air, two open hands, and a frown. Jacqueline reads to Kate but the words aren’t taking. A specific Armani lipstick. 10/10 customer service that led Kate astray. Books mentioned: Marion Woodman’s The Pregnant Virgin and Hartman’s ADHD: A Hunter in a Farmer’s World. GOOP Peptide Serum, OneSkin, Dieux Skin. Few have the courage to go cold turkey on music. The obliteration of the sacred in the face of constant optimization. Nude in butterfly pose, scrolling. Begging for: Thermage vouchers and a piano.

 

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