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July 02, 2016 35: ‘You Could Have Been a Journalist’ with Special Guest Seán McGuire
Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets 'banned,' an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter.

SHOW NOTES
Intro
Share a Slice Podcast
Follow-up
Origin of Marcus
Flat-earth campfire debate
Trumped up
1994 rape allegation
On Mike Tyson
On Polanski
On Trans-Pacific Partnership
Is this a thing?
Kellogg's cereal as dining event
Stupid shit my friends post
Bitter almonds
Reasonable or ridiculous
Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code
Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt
Know your meme
#HeterosexualPrideDay
Eye candy
Lines dividing rich and poor
1 hr 3 min
June 26, 2016Episode 34: ‘The Promise on the Packet’ with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke
Australian teens have smaller babies with this one weird trick, Mike contemplates assuming his wife’s last name, Rick Tyler unironically runs for Congress on the ‘Make America White Again’ platform, and Tom DeLonge leaves Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Atheism 101 Podcast
Trumped up
On raping Ivana
On Scotland’s Brexit vote
On his memory (Part 1)
On his memory (Part 2)
Wait, what?
Australian teenage girls are having smaller babies with this one weird trick
Stupid shit my friends post
Anyone else think he just got neutered?
Not the Onion
Rick Tyler wants to ‘Make America White Again’
Headline of the week
A.V. Club: Tom DeLonge says he quit Blink-182 to focus on ‘national security,’ UFOs
Eye candy
Christo’s Walking on Water
Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.
1 hr 2 min
June 26, 2016 34: ‘The Promise on the Packet’ with Special Guest Matthew Van Dyke
Australian teens have smaller babies with this one weird trick, Mike contemplates assuming his wife's last name, Rick Tyler unironically runs for Congress on the 'Make America White Again' platform, and Tom DeLonge leaves Blink-182 to focus on 'national security,' UFOs.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Atheism 101 Podcast
Trumped up
On raping Ivana
On Scotland's Brexit vote
On his memory (Part 1)
On his memory (Part 2)
Wait, what?
Australian teenage girls are having smaller babies with this one weird trick
Stupid shit my friends post
Anyone else think he just got neutered?
Not the Onion
Rick Tyler wants to 'Make America White Again'
Headline of the week
A.V. Club: Tom DeLonge says he quit Blink-182 to focus on 'national security,' UFOs
Eye candy
Christo's Walking on Water
1 hr 2 min
June 19, 2016Episode 33: ‘Unintentionally Straight Edge’ with Special Guest Chris Revill
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick accidentally praises God’s vengeance, Mike’s buddy kills a guy, Ari Nagel sires 22 children, Anonymous gays up some ISIS Twitter accounts, and the ‘Coexist’ logo makes Mike’s eyes bleed.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Let’s Chat Podcast
Geraldo on straight-edge gang violence
Trumped up
On Trump’s LGBT appeal
On beautiful crossfires
On being 2% behind in the polls
On animal rights
Wait, what?
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s tweet heard ’round the world
Stupid shit my friends post
The problem is not guns! Bible gun gun gun, Jesus.
Thoughts and prayers game
Is this a thing?
The professor who sired 22 kids
Headline of the week
Anonymous hacks ISIS’ Twitter, makes it as fabulously gay as humanly possible
Eye candy
The coexist logo bumper sticker
1 hr
June 19, 2016 33: ‘Unintentionally Straight Edge’ with Special Guest Chris Revill
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick accidentally praises God's vengeance, Mike's buddy kills a guy, Ari Nagel sires 22 children, Anonymous gays up some ISIS Twitter accounts, and the 'Coexist' logo makes Mike's eyes bleed.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Let's Chat Podcast
Geraldo on straight-edge gang violence
Trumped up
On Trump's LGBT appeal
On beautiful crossfires
On being 2% behind in the polls
On animal rights
Wait, what?
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick's tweet heard 'round the world
Stupid shit my friends post
The problem is not guns! Bible gun gun gun, Jesus.
Thoughts and prayers game
Is this a thing?
The professor who sired 22 kids
Headline of the week
Anonymous hacks ISIS' Twitter, makes it as fabulously gay as humanly possible
Eye candy
The coexist logo bumper sticker
1 hr
June 12, 2016Episode 32: ‘Things That Don’t Excite Brock Anymore’ with Special Guest Boxer Crackas
Brock Turner’s ribeye enthusiasm wanes, a bride prays for the plight of her bridesmaids, John Oliver forgives $15M in medical debt, and a robot sorts some stones.

SHOW NOTES
Intro
Boxer Crackas
Follow-up
Origins of ‘dork’
Trumped up
On repressed white male workers
On Pocahontas
On hairspray
On racists
Poorly summarized news
Brock Turner
Stupid shit my friends post
At our nephews [sic] wedding today
Headline of the week
John Oliver hosts largest one-time TV giveaway — by forgiving $15 million in medical debt
Eye candy
A kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age
1 hr 6 min
June 12, 2016 32: ‘Things That Don’t Excite Brock Anymore’ with Special Guest Boxer Crackas
Brock Turner's ribeye enthusiasm wanes, a bride prays for the plight of her bridesmaids, John Oliver forgives $15M in medical debt, and a robot sorts some stones.

SHOW NOTES
Intro
Boxer Crackas
Follow-up
Origins of 'dork'
Trumped up
On repressed white male workers
On Pocahontas
On hairspray
On racists
Poorly summarized news
Brock Turner
Stupid shit my friends post
At our nephews [sic] wedding today
Headline of the week
John Oliver hosts largest one-time TV giveaway — by forgiving $15 million in medical debt
Eye candy
A kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age
1 hr 6 min
June 05, 2016Episode 31: ‘Gorillas Are Vegetarian’ with Special Guest Gayatri
Women shouldn’t always ‘lean in,’ a restless patriot distances himself from Obama’s Hiroshima ‘apology,’ a friendly gorilla is cruelly murdered by bloodthirsty zookeepers, the government thinks Frosted Flakes are healthier than avocados, and R. Crumb illustrates Genesis.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Gayatri’s food porn
Turmeric lattes
Trumped up
Trump on Curiel
Trump on chauvinism
Trump on Romney’s immigration policy
Trump on Puerto Rico
Headline of the week
Quartz: Harvard researchers have concluded that not all women should “lean in” for salary negotiations
Stupid shit my friends post
When Obama apologizes for Hiroshima…
Poorly summarized news
Harambe the Gorilla: Change.org petition
Poorly summarized science
FDA: Frosted Flakes healthier than an avocado
Eye candy
R. Crumb’s Genesis
1 hr 4 min
June 05, 2016 31: ‘Gorillas Are Vegetarian’ with Special Guest Gayatri
Women shouldn't always 'lean in,' a restless patriot distances himself from Obama's Hiroshima 'apology,' a friendly gorilla is cruelly murdered by bloodthirsty zookeepers, the government thinks Frosted Flakes are healthier than avocados, and R. Crumb illustrates Genesis.

SPONSOR
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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Gayatri's food porn
Turmeric lattes
Trumped up
Trump on Curiel
Trump on chauvinism
Trump on Romney's immigration policy
Trump on Puerto Rico
Headline of the week
Quartz: Harvard researchers have concluded that not all women should “lean in” for salary negotiations
Stupid shit my friends post
When Obama apologizes for Hiroshima...
Poorly summarized news
Harambe the Gorilla: Change.org petition
Poorly summarized science
FDA: Frosted Flakes healthier than an avocado
Eye candy
R. Crumb's Genesis
1 hr 4 min
May 29, 2016Episode 30: ‘Sticking it to the Man’ with Special Guest Sebastian Legler
Peter Thiel knows how to hold a grudge, Connie prefers English speakers, the internet wants to give Captain America a boyfriend, Sebastian accidentally becomes an artist, and Mike improves* his pronunciation.

*not really

SHOW NOTES
Follow-up
Ben Patterson is a liar
Trumped up
Toronto’s Trump Tower on verge of bankruptcy
Trump on Bernie
Trump on the environment
Manafort on pandering
Poorly summarized news
Peter Thiel, Tech Billionaire, Reveals Secret War With Gawker
An Open Letter to Peter Thiel
Stupid shit my friends post
Connie prefers English
Know your meme
#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend
#GiveCaptainAmericaADogManBoyfriend
Headline of the week
Mashable: Someone put glasses on the floor of a museum and people thought it was art
Eye candy
Soviet brutalist architecture
1 hr 4 min

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