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  • 40: ‘I Have a Google Problem’ with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan
    Jeremy runs for mayor, police pull people over to give them ice cream, a woman dares to dream of being a truck driver, and after-school Satan clubs are coming to a school near you.     SHOW NOTES Follow Jeremy McLellan Comedy on Facebook Trumped up Burn the uniforms! Trump warns about NUCLEAR WEAPONS Trump calls Asians “Orientals” “I […]
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 39: ‘You’ll Know It When You See It’ with Special Guests Chris Holifield and Krissie Shelley

    A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton’s husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife’s pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards.

     

     




    SHOW NOTES

    Trumped up

    • Russian Espionage
    • “It was more tongue-in-cheek”
    • Trump criticizing fallen soldier’s family
    • Trump takes everything back

      • Not the Onion

      • Cop mistook donut glaze for meth

        • Stupid shit my friends post

        • God isn’t allowed in schools

          • Headline of the week

          • Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president

            • Dealbreaker

            • Family dog contract

              • Eye candy

              • Sao Paulo removes all billboards

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                57 min
              • 39: ‘You’ll Know It When You See It’ with Special Guests Chris Holifield and Krissie Shelley
                A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton's husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife's pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards.
                 
                 
                SHOW NOTES
                Trumped up
                Russian Espionage
                "It was more tongue-in-cheek"
                Trump criticizing fallen soldier's family
                Trump takes everything back
                Not the Onion
                Cop mistook donut glaze for meth
                Stupid shit my friends post
                God isn't allowed in schools
                Headline of the week
                Hillary Clinton's husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president
                Dealbreaker
                Family dog contract
                Eye candy
                Sao Paulo removes all billboards
                57 min
              • Episode 38: ‘Usted es enfermo’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher

                Kim Kardashian wiretaps Taylor Swift, Trump tries to inflate a baby, Third Eye Blind trolls the RNC, Ted Cruz impresses Mike, and Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from Twitter.

                 

                 




                SHOW NOTES

                Intro

                • After 6 Podcast

                  • Trumped up

                  • Manafort on Melania’s plagiarism
                  • On Pence’s Iraq vote
                  • On Viagra
                  • On NAFTA
                  • #EyeCandy: Trump wall

                    • Internet Vigilantes

                    • The internet goes in on Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian’s revelation

                      • Stupid shit my friends post

                      • Donald Trump is racist?

                        • Headline of the week

                        • Third Eye Blind trolled the RNC by playing Third Eye Blind songs no one wants to hear

                          • Know your meme

                          • #FreeMilo

                            • Eye candy

                            • Tibetan monks destroy mandalas

                              •  

                              Special Guest: Adam Christopher.

                              1 hr 6 min
                            • 38: ‘Usted es enfermo’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
                              Kim Kardashian wiretaps Taylor Swift, Trump tries to inflate a baby, Third Eye Blind trolls the RNC, Ted Cruz impresses Mike, and Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from Twitter.
                               
                               
                              SHOW NOTES
                              Intro
                              After 6 Podcast
                              Trumped up
                              Manafort on Melania's plagiarism
                              On Pence's Iraq vote
                              On Viagra
                              On NAFTA
                              #EyeCandy: Trump wall
                              Internet Vigilantes
                              The internet goes in on Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian's revelation
                              Stupid shit my friends post
                              Donald Trump is racist?
                              Headline of the week
                              Third Eye Blind trolled the RNC by playing Third Eye Blind songs no one wants to hear
                              Know your meme
                              #FreeMilo
                              Eye candy
                              Tibetan monks destroy mandalas
                              1 hr 6 min
                            • Episode 37: ‘A Vaccine Cocktail’ with Special Guest AnnMaria De Mars

                              The Westboro Baptist Church is threatened by a Clefairy Pokémon, the US government plans to drop vaccine-laced M&Ms on ferrets (no really), Chris Christie fetches Trump his Filet-O-Fish, and Mike’s daughter finds some free street soda.

                               

                               




                              SHOW NOTES

                              Intro

                              • 7 Generation Games
                              • @DrAnnMaria
                              • @annmariastat

                                • Trumped up

                                • On the phallic logo
                                • Chris Christie and McDonalds
                                • Chris Christie and Oreos
                                • On #BlackLivesMatter
                                • Trump hair

                                  • Is this real life?

                                  • The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go

                                    • Stupid shit my friends post

                                    • We don’t have a race problem

                                      • Headline of the week

                                      • US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets

                                        • Eye candy

                                        • Flexible paper figures

                                          • 58 min
                                        • 37: ‘A Vaccine Cocktail’ with Special Guest AnnMaria De Mars
                                          The Westboro Baptist Church is threatened by a Clefairy Pokémon, the US government plans to drop vaccine-laced M&Ms on ferrets (no really), Chris Christie fetches Trump his Filet-O-Fish, and Mike's daughter finds some free street soda.
                                           
                                           
                                          SHOW NOTES
                                          Intro
                                          7 Generation Games
                                          @DrAnnMaria
                                          @annmariastat
                                          Trumped up
                                          On the phallic logo
                                          Chris Christie and McDonalds
                                          Chris Christie and Oreos
                                          On #BlackLivesMatter
                                          Trump hair
                                          Is this real life?
                                          The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go
                                          Stupid shit my friends post
                                          We don't have a race problem
                                          Headline of the week
                                          US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets
                                          Eye candy
                                          Flexible paper figures
                                          58 min
                                        • Episode 36: ‘Misguided Revenge’ with Special Guest Konrad Vernor

                                          Kaley Cuoco desecrates the flag, a man seems to die in every terrorist attack, the IRS doesn’t accept iTunes cards, and Mike’s buddy escalates a toilet paper prank.

                                           

                                           




                                          SHOW NOTES

                                          Intro

                                          • Grilled Onions Podcast

                                            • Follow-up

                                            • Ask a manager

                                              • Trumped up

                                              • On police shooting rates by minority status
                                              • On Saddam Hussein
                                              • On being the Ultimate Walk-off Winner
                                              • On Article XII

                                                • Internet vigilantes

                                                • Kaley Cuoco vs. USA

                                                  • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                  • Area man reports cop doing his job
                                                  • A law professor identifies a teachable moment

                                                    • Headline of the week

                                                    • Mashable: This man seems to die in every terrorist attack. But he’s very much alive.

                                                      • Not The Onion

                                                      • FTC: IRS does not accept payment in iTunes cards

                                                        • Eye candy

                                                        • Bicycles from memory

                                                          •  

                                                          Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.

                                                          1 hr
                                                        • 36: ‘Misguided Revenge’ with Special Guest Konrad Vernor
                                                          Kaley Cuoco desecrates the flag, a man seems to die in every terrorist attack, the IRS doesn't accept iTunes cards, and Mike's buddy escalates a toilet paper prank.
                                                           
                                                           
                                                          SHOW NOTES
                                                          Intro
                                                          Grilled Onions Podcast
                                                          Follow-up
                                                          Ask a manager
                                                          Trumped up
                                                          On police shooting rates by minority status
                                                          On Saddam Hussein
                                                          On being the Ultimate Walk-off Winner
                                                          On Article XII
                                                          Internet vigilantes
                                                          Kaley Cuoco vs. USA
                                                          Stupid shit my friends post
                                                          Area man reports cop doing his job
                                                          A law professor identifies a teachable moment
                                                          Headline of the week
                                                          Mashable: This man seems to die in every terrorist attack. But he's very much alive.
                                                          Not The Onion
                                                          FTC: IRS does not accept payment in iTunes cards
                                                          Eye candy
                                                          Bicycles from memory
                                                          1 hr
                                                        • Episode 35: ‘You Could Have Been a Journalist’ with Special Guest Seán McGuire

                                                          Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter.

                                                           

                                                           




                                                          SHOW NOTES

                                                          Intro

                                                          • Share a Slice Podcast

                                                            • Follow-up

                                                            • Origin of Marcus
                                                            • Flat-earth campfire debate

                                                              • Trumped up

                                                              • 1994 rape allegation
                                                              • On Mike Tyson
                                                              • On Polanski
                                                              • On Trans-Pacific Partnership

                                                                • Is this a thing?

                                                                • Kellogg’s cereal as dining event

                                                                  • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                  • Bitter almonds

                                                                    • Reasonable or ridiculous

                                                                    • Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code
                                                                    • Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt

                                                                      • Know your meme

                                                                      • #HeterosexualPrideDay

                                                                        • Eye candy

                                                                        • Lines dividing rich and poor

                                                                          • Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

                                                                          1 hr 3 min

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