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  • 45: ‘Strictly Business,’ with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
    A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio” Follow-up “Why won’t my parakeet eat my […]
    59 min
  • Episode 44: ‘A Hundred-dollar-sized Piece of David Bowie,’ with Special Guests Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat

    A two-headed Barry White creature does some math, waiting room occupants are conditioned to stand up in response to a sound, Kaepernick refuses to stand up in response to a sound, and a remorseful square dancer tries to destroy the Internet.

     

     




    SHOW NOTES

     

    Introduction

    • Super Pee Pee Time on Twitter
    • Super Pee Pee Time on Facebook

      • Poorly Summarized Science

      • “Most people are sheep” video
      • Conformity experiments

        • Stupid shit my friends post

        • Colin sitting and Tim kneeling

          • Headline of the week

          • Chinese man tries to destroy the internet

            • Eye candy

            • Michael Heizer’s City

              • Special Guests: Cade Chilcoat and Jeff Mac.

              1 hr 13 min
            • Episode 43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana

              Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster,  patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer.

               

               

              SHOW NOTES

              Introduction

              • “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page

                • Trumped up

                • Eric Trump and the “holiday tree”
                • “Foolish” for Donald to release tax returns
                • Terrible Breitbart headlines
                • “You’ve got to take these people head on”

                  • Headline of the week

                  • Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster

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                    Is this a thing?

                    • Vacuum-pack wedding photos

                      • Stupid shit my friends post

                      • Allegiance pledge shaming

                        • Eye candy

                        • Kubo and the Two Strings

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                          Special Guest: Bo Quintana.

                          1 hr 6 min
                        • 43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump,’ with Special Guest Bo Quintana
                          Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster,  patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer.     SHOW NOTES Introduction “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page Trumped […]
                          1 hr 6 min
                        • Episode 42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo

                          Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady.

                           

                           




                          SHOW NOTES

                          Introduction

                          • Atheism 101 website
                          • Japanese toilet prank

                            • Trumped up

                            • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

                              • Poorly Summarized science

                              • Olympics green pool chemistry

                                • Stupid shit my friends post

                                • Single language pride

                                  • Is This a Thing

                                  • Spider catcher

                                    • Eye candy

                                    • Car Spheres

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                                      1 hr 7 min
                                    • 42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo
                                      Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Atheism 101 website Japanese toilet prank Trumped up Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poorly Summarized science Olympics green pool chemistry Stupid shit my […]
                                      1 hr 7 min
                                    • Episode 41: ‘A Cabal of Super-rich Vampires’ with Special Guest Tom Cheesewright

                                      Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back.

                                       

                                       




                                      SHOW NOTES

                                      Introduction

                                      • Tom Cheesewright’s website
                                      • #droopysocksyndrome winning tweet by Alex Booth
                                      • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


                                        • Trumped up

                                          • “It could get dangerous. A lot of people are saying that.”
                                          • Obviously I’m being sarcastic
                                          • “If that were me, this would be a headline all over the world.”
                                          • Trump mocks Utah

                                            • Not the onion

                                            • Peter Thiel seeks young blood

                                              • Stupid shit my friends post

                                              • Demon STD

                                                • Poorly Summarized Science

                                                • Michael Phelps cupping
                                                • Cupping study

                                                  • Eye candy

                                                  • Liquid Shark
                                                  • Brisbane Airport facade

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                                                    1 hr 4 min
                                                  • 41: ‘A Cabal of Super-rich Vampires’ with Special Guest Tom Cheesewright
                                                    Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Tom Cheesewright’s website #droopysocksyndrome winning tweet by Alex Booth Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark […]
                                                    1 hr 4 min
                                                  • Episode 40: ‘I Have a Google Problem’ with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan

                                                    Jeremy runs for mayor, police pull people over to give them ice cream, a woman dares to dream of being a truck driver, and after-school Satan clubs are coming to a school near you.

                                                     

                                                     




                                                    SHOW NOTES

                                                    Follow Jeremy McLellan Comedy on Facebook

                                                    Trumped up

                                                    • Burn the uniforms!
                                                    • Trump warns about NUCLEAR WEAPONS
                                                    • Trump calls Asians “Orientals”
                                                    • “I don’t throw babies out, believe me.”

                                                      • Poorly Summarized News

                                                      • Police can’t pull over drivers to give them gifts

                                                        • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                        • Women can be truck drivers

                                                          • Headline of the week

                                                          • After-school Satan club

                                                            • Eye candy

                                                            • Artist/activist JR in Rio
                                                            • Women Are Heroes
                                                            • Face 2 Face
                                                            • JR Wikipedia

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                                                              Special Guest: Jeremy McLellan.

                                                              1 hr 2 min

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