Poorly Summarized

By Justin Scott, Michael Smith

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.... more

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The podcast currently has 149 episodes available.

Poorly Summarized episodes:

September 11, 2016 45: ‘Strictly Business,’ with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating. SHOW NOTES Introduction Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio” Follow-up “Why won’t my parakeet eat my […]
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59min
September 04, 2016Episode 44: ‘A Hundred-dollar-sized Piece of David Bowie,’ with Special Guests Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat
A two-headed Barry White creature does some math, waiting room occupants are conditioned to stand up in response to a sound, Kaepernick refuses to stand up in response to a sound, and a remorseful square dancer tries to destroy the Internet.

SHOW NOTES

Introduction
Super Pee Pee Time on Twitter
Super Pee Pee Time on Facebook
Poorly Summarized Science
“Most people are sheep” video
Conformity experiments
Stupid shit my friends post
Colin sitting and Tim kneeling
Headline of the week
Chinese man tries to destroy the internet
Eye candy
Michael Heizer’s City
Special Guests: Cade Chilcoat and Jeff Mac.
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1h 13min
September 04, 2016 44: ‘A Hundred-dollar-sized Piece of David Bowie,’ with Special Guests Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat
A two-headed Barry White creature does some math, waiting room occupants are conditioned to stand up in response to a sound, Kaepernick refuses to stand up in response to a sound, and a remorseful square dancer tries to destroy the Internet. SHOW NOTES Introduction Super Pee Pee Time on Twitter Super Pee […]
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1h 13min
August 28, 2016Episode 43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump’, with Special Guest Bo Quintana
Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster, patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
“Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page
Trumped up
Eric Trump and the “holiday tree”
“Foolish” for Donald to release tax returns
Terrible Breitbart headlines
“You’ve got to take these people head on”
Headline of the week
Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster

Is this a thing?
Vacuum-pack wedding photos
Stupid shit my friends post
Allegiance pledge shaming
Eye candy
Kubo and the Two Strings

Special Guest: Bo Quintana.
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1h 6min
August 28, 2016 43: ‘Atomic Butt Bump,’ with Special Guest Bo Quintana
Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster, patriotic parent gets outraged by a Pledge of Allegiance opt-out permission slip, wedding photographer photographs shrink-wrapped newlyweds, and Mike finds out he has cancer. SHOW NOTES Introduction “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” Facebook page Trumped […]
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1h 6min
August 21, 2016Episode 42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Atheism 101 website
Japanese toilet prank
Trumped up
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Poorly Summarized science
Olympics green pool chemistry
Stupid shit my friends post
Single language pride
Is This a Thing
Spider catcher
Eye candy
Car Spheres
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1h 7min
August 21, 2016 42: ‘Bird Heaven,’ with Special Guest Tim Ateo
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady. SHOW NOTES Introduction Atheism 101 website Japanese toilet prank Trumped up Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poorly Summarized science Olympics green pool chemistry Stupid shit my […]
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1h 7min
August 14, 2016Episode 41: ‘A Cabal of Super-rich Vampires’ with Special Guest Tom Cheesewright
Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Tom Cheesewright’s website
#droopysocksyndrome winning tweet by Alex Booth
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Trumped up
“It could get dangerous. A lot of people are saying that.”
Obviously I’m being sarcastic
“If that were me, this would be a headline all over the world.”
Trump mocks Utah
Not the onion
Peter Thiel seeks young blood
Stupid shit my friends post
Demon STD
Poorly Summarized Science
Michael Phelps cupping
Cupping study
Eye candy
Liquid Shark
Brisbane Airport facade
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1h 4min
August 14, 2016 41: ‘A Cabal of Super-rich Vampires’ with Special Guest Tom Cheesewright
Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back. SHOW NOTES Introduction Tom Cheesewright’s website #droopysocksyndrome winning tweet by Alex Booth Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark […]
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1h 4min
August 07, 2016Episode 40: ‘I Have a Google Problem’ with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan
Jeremy runs for mayor, police pull people over to give them ice cream, a woman dares to dream of being a truck driver, and after-school Satan clubs are coming to a school near you.

SHOW NOTES
Follow Jeremy McLellan Comedy on Facebook
Trumped up
Burn the uniforms!
Trump warns about NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Trump calls Asians “Orientals”
“I don’t throw babies out, believe me.”
Poorly Summarized News
Police can’t pull over drivers to give them gifts
Stupid shit my friends post
Women can be truck drivers
Headline of the week
After-school Satan club
Eye candy
Artist/activist JR in Rio
Women Are Heroes
Face 2 Face
JR Wikipedia

Special Guest: Jeremy McLellan.
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1h 2min

FAQs about Poorly Summarized:

How many episodes does Poorly Summarized have?

The podcast currently has 149 episodes available.