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  • Episode 54: ‘I Happened Upon a Body,’ with Special Guest Darren Husted

    A heartbroken mom happens upon the Clintons in the woods, Trump supporters revise their stance on dissent, Facebook promises to show you less fake news, and Mike loses money on a wager.

    SHOW NOTES

    Trumped up

    • Racist group threatens U Penn students
    • “I have a lot of first priorities”
    • Trump hates the electoral college
    • Trump compares gay marriage to golf putters

      • Don’t start believing

      • Heartbroken mom bumps into Hillary during a hike

        • Stupid shit

        • Only founding fathers can protest

          • Poorly Summarized news

          • Facebook promises to purge misinformation from your News Feed

            • Eye Candy

            • Translucent figurative sculpture

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              Special Guest: Darren Husted.

              1 hr 9 min
            • 54: ‘I Happened Upon a Body,’ with Special Guest Darren Husted
              A heartbroken mom happens upon the Clintons in the woods, Trump supporters revise their stance on dissent, Facebook promises to show you less fake news, and Mike loses money on a wager.     SHOW NOTES Introduction I’ve Made a Huge Mistake podcast on Twitter Trumped up Racist group threatens U Penn students “I have a lot of first […]
              1 hr 9 min
            • Episode 53: ‘HIV-positive Children Party Crashers’, with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister

              Starbucks releases an anti-Christmas coffee cup, Tim Kaine’s positive demeanor gets on Mike’s nerves, Scott passes on the office of POTUS, Sarma Melngailis becomes a runaway fugitive, and the guys consider expensive skeleton art exhibitions as an alternative to burial or cremation.

              SHOW NOTES

               

              Introduction

              • MindThunder Radio’s almost entirely inactive Twitter account 

                • Follow-up

                • Fact checking Trump’s voter fraud claims
                • BYU does the right thing with amnesty

                  • Trumped up

                  • “Watch” the polls
                  • Levi Quackenboss and Trump
                  • Trump crashes child HIV event without donating
                  • Trump and Kathy Lee Gifford

                    • War on Christmas

                    • Starbucks loves terrorism and hates Christmas

                      • Stupid Shit

                      • It appears that hating Tim Kaine is a thing

                        • Wait What?

                        • How the Queen of vegan cuisine became a runaway fugitive

                          • Eye Candy

                          • Graphite skeleton that draws itself into nothingness

                            • Special Guest: Scott Hofmeister.

                            1 hr 8 min
                          • 53: ‘HIV-positive Children Party Crashers,’ with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
                            Starbucks releases an anti-Christmas coffee cup, Tim Kaine’s positive demeanor gets on Mike’s nerves, Scott passes on the office of POTUS, Sarma Melngailis becomes a runaway fugitive, and the guys consider expensive skeleton art exhibitions as an alternative to burial or cremation.     SHOW NOTES   Introduction MindThunder Radio’s almost entirely inactive Twitter account  Follow-up […]
                            1 hr 8 min
                          • Episode 52: ‘Low-risk Kissing’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire

                            Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy.

                            SHOW NOTES

                            Introduction

                            • Ken M, epic troll
                            • Artist Chris Burden shooting himself in the arm

                              • Trumped up

                              • “We should just cancel the election and give it to Trump”
                              • Election rigging
                              • Trump’s words to a grieving mother
                              • “She came”

                                • Nailed it

                                • Dad’s response to a permission slip requirement to read ‘Fahrenheit 451’

                                  • Stupid Shit

                                  • Fake ID fail

                                    • Headline of the week

                                    • Wife tries to show husband lottery tickets are a waste but wins 1 million instead

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                                      Eye Candy

                                      • Japanese candy sculpture

                                        • Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

                                        1 hr 8 min
                                      • 52: ‘Low-risk Kissing,’ with Special Guest Seán McGuire
                                        Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Sean McGuire on Twitter Share a […]
                                        1 hr 8 min
                                      • Episode 51: ‘The Opposite of Feminism’, with Special Guest Chris Esplin

                                        Facebook’s annual privacy opt-out post, the anti-tampon-tax-break guy, a critical review of the 31 most hilariously bad-themed weddings of all time, eucalyptus kaleidoscopic bark, and accidental topless beach trips.

                                        SHOW NOTES

                                         

                                        Introduction

                                        • Chris Esplin on Twitter

                                          • Trumped up

                                          • “Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you.”
                                          • Twitter power
                                          • Insecure operating system
                                          • Creepy Trump

                                            • Don’t start believing

                                            • Facebook hoax

                                              • Stupid Shit

                                              • Bladder confusion

                                                • WTF

                                                • Themed weddings

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                                                  Eye Candy

                                                  • Eucalyptus Tree

                                                    • Special Guest: Chris Esplin.

                                                    1 hr 6 min
                                                  • 51: ‘The Opposite of Feminism,’ with Special Guest Chris Esplin
                                                    Facebook’s annual privacy opt-out post, the anti-tampon-tax-break guy, a critical review of the 31 most hilariously bad-themed weddings of all time, eucalyptus kaleidoscopic bark, and accidental topless beach trips.       SHOW NOTES   Introduction Chris Esplin on Twitter Trumped up “Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell […]
                                                    1 hr 6 min
                                                  • Episode 50: ‘Insane Clown Posse,’ with Special Guest Periods for Politicians

                                                    The creepy clown craze, the rise and fall of Kenneth Bone, Christians for Donald Trump, gender as a social construct, putatively postmodern elongated objects, and Justin’s first kiss.

                                                     

                                                     

                                                    SHOW NOTES

                                                    Introduction

                                                    • Periods for Politicians on Facebook
                                                    • Periods for Politicians on Twitter
                                                    • Hillary Clinton’s locker room talk

                                                      • Trumped up

                                                      • Donald Trump on Howard Stern
                                                      • Trump talks nuclear 
                                                      • Trump on Batman
                                                      • “Single greatest waste of time, energy and money”

                                                        • Ken Bone palate cleanser

                                                        Is this real life?

                                                        • Batman chases creepy clowns

                                                          • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                          • Touching yourself is not sexual assault 

                                                            • Poorly Summarized science

                                                            • Gender is a construct, do-si-do

                                                              • Eye candy

                                                              • Absurdly elongated sculptural objects

                                                                • Special Guest: Laura Shanley.

                                                                1 hr 5 min

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                                                              Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.