Poorly Summarized

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  • 60: ‘The Michael Jackson Corollary,’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
    Justin defends male Santa, Vanessa Otero (patent attorney) proposes a truthiness chart, ‘my flag’ makes the list of 6 Things You Don’t Mess with, VW owners maximize sellback opportunity, José López creates impossible stone taffy, Mike receives a flattering proposition.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Adam’s writing at Whiteboard Fiction Grub Adam on Twitter Trumped up “Scare the […]
    1 hr
  • Episode 59: ‘Grammar Police’, with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev

    Catwoman arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight, racist meme delineates between old-school gangster and modern-day thug, Sofia Vergara gets sued by her own embryos, Simon considers emotional prostitution, and scientist discovers feathery dinosaur tail in amber.

     

     

    SHOW NOTES

    Introduction

    • Various Breads and Butters on Facebook
    • Various Breads and Butters on Twitter
    • Various Breads and Butters website

      • Trumped up

      • Trump praises Duterte 
      • “Only the crooked media makes this a big deal”
      • “It could have been something off the internet.”
      • “I’m, like, a smart person”

        • Stupid Shit

        • Another racist meme

          • Headline of the week

          • ‘Catwoman’ arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight

            • Poorly Summarized science

            • Sofia Vergara being sued by her own embroyos

              • Eye Candy

              • Dinosaur tail preserved in amber

                • Special Guests: Benjamin R. Cohen and Simon Tonev.

                51 min
              • 59: ‘Grammar Police,’ with Special Guests B.R. Cohen and Simon Tonev
                Catwoman arrested for slashing boyfriend with scissors during fight, racist meme delineates between old-school gangster and modern-day thug, Sofia Vergara gets sued by her own embryos, Simon considers emotional prostitution, and scientist discovers feathery dinosaur tail in amber.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Various Breads and Butters on Facebook Various Breads and Butters on Twitter […]
                51 min
              • Episode 58: ‘A True Flat-Earther’, with Special Guest Austin Baird

                Mall of America hires a black Santa, Austin reports on his voyage among the ‘Flat Earthers in Christ’ Facebook group, ‘suicide bomber’ squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels, Mike wants a Yosegi box for Christmas.

                 

                 

                SHOW NOTES

                Introduction

                • Austin on Facebook

                  • Trumped up

                  • Trump and Air Force One
                  • Newt discusses Celebrity Apprentice
                  • A recent survey
                  • “I told you what the hell do you have to lose?”

                    • Stupid Shit

                    • Flat Earthers in Christ

                      • War On Christmas

                      • Black Santa

                        • Headline of the week

                        • ‘Suicide bomber’ squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels

                          • Eye Candy

                          • Yosegi
                          • Homemade toaster 

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                            Special Guest: Austin Baird.

                            1 hr 9 min
                          • 58: ‘A True Flat-Earther,’ with Special Guest Austin Baird
                            Mall of America hires a black Santa, Austin reports on his voyage among the ‘Flat Earthers in Christ’ Facebook group, ‘suicide bomber’ squirrel hospitalizes Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels, Mike wants a Yosegi box for Christmas.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Austin on Facebook Trumped up Trump and Air Force One Newt discusses Celebrity Apprentice […]
                            1 hr 9 min
                          • Episode 57: ‘Less Gentlemanly and Pastoral’, with Special Guests Faded Paper Figures

                            Mitt and Donald go to dinner, Michaels shopper loses her mind over bags, Justin is solicited by an interrupting astrologist, Kael and John discuss their first favorite songs, Japanese theme park regrets dead fish ice skating rink.

                             

                             

                            SHOW NOTES

                             

                            Introduction

                            • Faded Paper Figures on Facebook
                            • Faded Paper Figures on Twitter
                            • www.fadedpaperfigures.com

                              • Follow-up

                              • Airbag helmet

                                • Trumped up

                                • Global warming is “a bunch of bunk”
                                • “Like old times”
                                • Hillary Clinton’s proposal to ban flag burning
                                • Kellyanne Conway goes rogue

                                  • Stupid Shit

                                  • Seat belts are for the weak

                                    • Crazy Trump supporter

                                    • Michaels meltdown
                                    • Pete’s Coffee meltdown

                                      • Ice rink of death

                                      • Swimming with the fishes

                                        • Eye Candy

                                        • A drawing 3.5 years in the making

                                          • Special Guests: Kael Alden and R. John Wiliams.

                                          1 hr 13 min
                                        • 57: ‘Less Gentlemanly and Pastoral,’ with Special Guests Faded Paper Figures
                                          Mitt and Donald go to dinner, Michaels shopper loses her mind over bags, Justin is solicited by an interrupting astrologist, Kael and John discuss their first favorite songs, Japanese theme park regrets dead fish ice skating rink.     SHOW NOTES   Introduction Faded Paper Figures on Facebook Faded Paper Figures on Twitter www.fadedpaperfigures.com Follow-up Airbag helmet […]
                                          1 hr 13 min
                                        • Episode 56: ‘Mushy Honeycomb Helmets,’ with Special Guest Giulio Anichini

                                          ‘Post-truth’ is Oxford Dictionary’s 2016 ‘Word of the Year,’ transabled woman yearns to lose feeling in her leg, fashion designers refuse to offer their services to Melania Trump, and Mike tempts fate by riding a four-wheeler without a helmet.

                                           

                                           

                                          SHOW NOTES

                                          Introduction

                                          • www.brainunraveled.com
                                          • Brain Unraveled Facebook page

                                            • Follow-up

                                            • Muppet definition

                                              • Trumped up

                                              • A family business
                                              • Accidental leak of first-year plan
                                              • “The president can’t have a conflict of interest”
                                              • CNN in the fake news business

                                                • Word of the year

                                                • Post-truth

                                                  • Stupid shit

                                                  • False equivalence

                                                    • Is this a thing?

                                                    • Paralyze me

                                                      • Eye Candy

                                                      • Foldable paper cycling helmet

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                                                        Special Guest: Giulio Anichini.

                                                        1 hr 2 min
                                                      • 56: ‘Mushy Honeycomb Helmets,’ with Special Guest Giulio Anichini
                                                        ‘Post-truth’ is Oxford Dictionary’s 2016 ‘Word of the Year,’ transabled woman yearns to lose feeling in her leg, fashion designers refuse to offer their services to Melania Trump, and Mike tempts fate by riding a four-wheeler without a helmet.     SHOW NOTES Introduction www.brainunraveled.com Brain Unraveled Facebook page Follow-up Muppet definition Trumped up A […]
                                                        1 hr 2 min
                                                      • Episode 55: ‘A Christmas Skirmish’, with Special Guests Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi

                                                        Trump becomes harder to parody, drivers in China put scary reflective decals in their rear windows, 2016 may be the year to safely say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, edible beetle larvae deliver as much iron to the body as beef, and Shozo Hayama finds faces in rocks.

                                                         

                                                         

                                                        SHOW NOTES

                                                         

                                                        Introduction

                                                        • Mt Rushmore Podcast on Twitter
                                                        • www.mtrushmorepodcast.com

                                                          • Follow-up

                                                          • Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t believe fake news is significant enough to matter

                                                            • Trumped up

                                                            • Trump denies science
                                                            • “The police are the most mistreated people in this country”
                                                            • Trump thinks Rachel Maddow is not attractive
                                                            • Steve Bannon admires Satan

                                                              • Is this a thing?

                                                              • Terrifying reflective decals

                                                                • Stupid shit

                                                                • “Merry Christmas” is the new safe space

                                                                  • Poorly Summarized science

                                                                  • Edible insects with more iron than beef

                                                                    • Eye Candy

                                                                    • Japanese museum of rocks that look like faces

                                                                      • Special Guests: Michael Winfield and Richard Manfredi.

                                                                      1 hr 5 min

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                                                                    Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.