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  • 50: ‘Insane Clown Posse,’ with Special Guest Periods for Politicians
    The creepy clown craze, the rise and fall of Kenneth Bone, Christians for Donald Trump, gender as a social construct, putatively postmodern elongated objects, and Justin’s first kiss.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Periods for Politicians on Facebook Periods for Politicians on Twitter Hillary Clinton’s locker room talk Trumped up Donald Trump on Howard Stern Trump […]
    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 49: ‘23 and Me’, with Special Guest Lauren Kelly

    High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.

     

     




    SHOW NOTES

    Introduction

    • Lauren Kelly on Twitter

      • Trumped up

      • “It’s like business 101”
      • “Nobody has more respect for women than I do.”
      • “It’s hot in here.”
      • “Neh-VAH-da”

        • Not The Onion

        • Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders

          • Stupid shit my friends post

          • Masturbation is gay

            • Is this a thing?

            • Lego slippers

              • Eye candy

              • Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook

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                Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.

                1 hr 11 min
              • 49: ’23 and Me,’ with Special Guest Lauren Kelly
                High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Lauren Kelly on Twitter Trumped up “It’s like business 101” “Nobody has more respect for women than I […]
                1 hr 11 min
              • Episode 48: ‘Escalate the Awkwardness,’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher

                Trump goes on a 3 am tweet storm, a woman polishes off a pork bun in a typhoon, motorized rideable suitcases are coming to an airport near you, and Mike eats a candy bar at the urinal.

                 

                 




                SHOW NOTES

                Introduction

                • Adam Christopher on Twitter
                • After 6 podcast on Twitter

                  • Trumped up

                  • “check out sex tape”
                  • Climate change is a Chinese hoax
                    • Trump campaign deletes tweet after Trump denial


                    • “There’s no way to tell”

                    • #TrumpWon

                      • Headline of the week

                      • This woman ate a pork bun in a typhoon and now everyone loves her

                        • Stupid shit my friends post

                        • Only cops can criticize cops

                          • Is this a thing?

                          • Rideable luggage

                            • Eye candy

                            • Kintsugi, the art of broken pieces

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                              Special Guest: Adam Christopher.

                              56 min
                            • Episode 47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan

                              Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’

                               

                               




                              SHOW NOTES

                              Introduction

                              • Casey Sullivan on Twitter
                              • Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns

                                • Follow-up

                                • Florida forces students to stand during the national anthem

                                  • Trumped up

                                  • “Classic Donald Trump”
                                  • “Our African American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever.”
                                  • “I hope she recovers”
                                  • Trump loves Mexicans

                                    • Headline of the week

                                    • Man arrested for speeding in DeLorean at 88 mph

                                      • Stupid shit my friends post

                                      • Record-breaking stupidity and racism

                                        • Not the Onion

                                        • Lawmaker who opposed universal helmet law dies in motorcycle crash

                                          • Eye candy

                                          • Thomas Heatherwick’s Vessel

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                                            1 hr 6 min
                                          • 47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan
                                            Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’     SHOW NOTES Introduction Casey Sullivan on Twitter Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns Follow-up Florida […]
                                            1 hr 6 min
                                          • Episode 46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri

                                            Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn.

                                             

                                             




                                            SHOW NOTES

                                            Follow-up

                                            • Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot
                                            • Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag

                                              • Trumped up

                                              • Trump’s campaign as exercise routine 
                                              • “Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy”
                                              • “Warming up the gas chamber”
                                              • Trump brags about dumping travel corps

                                                • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                • White people have done everything good that has ever been done

                                                  • Poorly Summarized science

                                                  • Trump has more testosterone than you

                                                    • Poorly Summarized news

                                                    • Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview

                                                      • Eye candy

                                                      • Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East 

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                                                        1 hr 5 min
                                                      • 46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri
                                                        Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn.     SHOW NOTES Follow-up Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag Trumped […]
                                                        1 hr 5 min
                                                      • Episode 45: ‘Strictly Business’, with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister

                                                        A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating.

                                                         

                                                         




                                                        SHOW NOTES

                                                        Introduction

                                                        • Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio”

                                                          • Follow-up

                                                          • “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea” introduction
                                                          • 3 reasons why your parakeet won’t eat your diarrhea

                                                            • Trumped up

                                                            • Putin is a stronger leader than Obama
                                                            • Trump remarks on Phyllis Schlafly at the voter summit.
                                                            • Trump’s super secret plan to defeat Isis
                                                            • Trump only takes his heart medication half the time.

                                                              • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                              • If you don’t love freedom, MOVE!

                                                                • Headline of the week

                                                                • ‘Rather be in jail’: 70-year-old man robs bank to get arrested and away from wife, police say

                                                                  • Poorly Summarized news

                                                                  • Guy documents his fist week of work at target

                                                                    • Eye candy

                                                                    • Nevada SolarReserve photographed by Reuben Wu

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                                                                      Special Guest: Scott Hofmeister.

                                                                      59 min

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