Poorly Summarized

By Justin Scott, Michael Smith

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.... more

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The podcast currently has 149 episodes available.

Poorly Summarized episodes:

October 16, 2016 50: ‘Insane Clown Posse,’ with Special Guest Periods for Politicians
The creepy clown craze, the rise and fall of Kenneth Bone, Christians for Donald Trump, gender as a social construct, putatively postmodern elongated objects, and Justin’s first kiss. SHOW NOTES Introduction Periods for Politicians on Facebook Periods for Politicians on Twitter Hillary Clinton’s locker room talk Trumped up Donald Trump on Howard Stern Trump […]
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1h 5min
October 10, 2016Episode 49: ‘23 and Me’, with Special Guest Lauren Kelly
High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Lauren Kelly on Twitter
Trumped up
“It’s like business 101”
“Nobody has more respect for women than I do.”
“It’s hot in here.”
“Neh-VAH-da”
Not The Onion
Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders
Stupid shit my friends post
Masturbation is gay
Is this a thing?
Lego slippers
Eye candy
Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook

Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.
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1h 11min
October 10, 2016 49: ’23 and Me,’ with Special Guest Lauren Kelly
High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading. SHOW NOTES Introduction Lauren Kelly on Twitter Trumped up “It’s like business 101” “Nobody has more respect for women than I […]
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1h 11min
October 02, 2016Episode 48: ‘Escalate the Awkwardness,’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Trump goes on a 3 am tweet storm, a woman polishes off a pork bun in a typhoon, motorized rideable suitcases are coming to an airport near you, and Mike eats a candy bar at the urinal.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Adam Christopher on Twitter
After 6 podcast on Twitter
Trumped up
“check out sex tape”
Climate change is a Chinese hoax
Trump campaign deletes tweet after Trump denial

“There’s no way to tell”

#TrumpWon

Headline of the week
This woman ate a pork bun in a typhoon and now everyone loves her
Stupid shit my friends post
Only cops can criticize cops
Is this a thing?
Rideable luggage
Eye candy
Kintsugi, the art of broken pieces

Special Guest: Adam Christopher.
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56min
October 02, 2016 48: ‘Escalate the Awkwardness,’ with Special Guest Adam Christopher
Trump goes on a 3 am tweet storm, a woman polishes off a pork bun in a typhoon, motorized rideable suitcases are coming to an airport near you, and Mike eats a candy bar at the urinal. SHOW NOTES Introduction Adam Christopher on Twitter After 6 podcast on Twitter Trumped up “check out sex tape” […]
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56min
September 25, 2016Episode 47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan
Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Casey Sullivan on Twitter
Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns
Follow-up
Florida forces students to stand during the national anthem
Trumped up
“Classic Donald Trump”
“Our African American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever.”
“I hope she recovers”
Trump loves Mexicans
Headline of the week
Man arrested for speeding in DeLorean at 88 mph
Stupid shit my friends post
Record-breaking stupidity and racism
Not the Onion
Lawmaker who opposed universal helmet law dies in motorcycle crash
Eye candy
Thomas Heatherwick’s Vessel
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1h 6min
September 25, 2016 47: ‘Casey Did Meth,’ with Special Guest Casey Sullivan
Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’ SHOW NOTES Introduction Casey Sullivan on Twitter Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns Follow-up Florida […]
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1h 6min
September 18, 2016Episode 46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri
Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn.

SHOW NOTES
Follow-up
Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot
Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag
Trumped up
Trump’s campaign as exercise routine
“Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy”
“Warming up the gas chamber”
Trump brags about dumping travel corps
Stupid shit my friends post
White people have done everything good that has ever been done
Poorly Summarized science
Trump has more testosterone than you
Poorly Summarized news
Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview
Eye candy
Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East
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1h 5min
September 18, 2016 46: ‘An Egg-shaped Jewel,’ with Special Guest Gayatri
Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn. SHOW NOTES Follow-up Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag Trumped […]
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1h 5min
September 11, 2016Episode 45: ‘Strictly Business’, with Special Guest Scott Hofmeister
A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating.

SHOW NOTES
Introduction
Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio”
Follow-up
“Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea” introduction
3 reasons why your parakeet won’t eat your diarrhea
Trumped up
Putin is a stronger leader than Obama
Trump remarks on Phyllis Schlafly at the voter summit.
Trump’s super secret plan to defeat Isis
Trump only takes his heart medication half the time.
Stupid shit my friends post
If you don’t love freedom, MOVE!
Headline of the week
‘Rather be in jail’: 70-year-old man robs bank to get arrested and away from wife, police say
Poorly Summarized news
Guy documents his fist week of work at target
Eye candy
Nevada SolarReserve photographed by Reuben Wu

Special Guest: Scott Hofmeister.
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59min

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