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  • 65: ‘Precocious Baby Nazi,’ with Special Guest Joey Alison Sayers
    Sean Spicer goes ham on Dippin’ Dots, Richard Spencer takes one in the jaw, Mike explains the inherent sexism of chivalry, inventors streamline bacon cooking, and Joey considers in-skull mechanical locusts.     SHOW NOTES   Introduction @joeyalison on Twitter www.jsayers.com Follow-up 65 foot Snow Corridor in Japan Trumped up Sean Spicer Tweets passwords Sean […]
    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 64: ‘Middle-aged Men Twerking’, with Special Guest Steve O’Neill

    Maryland public school social media coordinator gets fired for an educational tweet gone viral, Mike explains the “contradiction” between climate change and a snowball, and Steve presents 2016’s most offensive British advertisements.

    SHOW NOTES

     

    Trumped up

    • Trump quotes Bane
    • Trump in a 1950s western
    • QVC on the White House website
    • Trump uses Obama inauguration photo on Twitter

      • Stupid Shit

      • A slight misunderstanding of global warming

        • Public school worker gets fired for funny tweet

        The UK’s most complained about ads of 2016

        Eye Candy

        • Humurous street art 

          • Special Guest: Steve O'Neill.

          1 hr 4 min
        • 64: ‘Middle-aged Men Twerking,’ with Special Guest Steve O’Neill
          Maryland public school social media coordinator gets fired for an educational tweet gone viral, Mike explains the “contradiction” between climate change and a snowball, and Steve presents 2016’s most offensive British advertisements.     SHOW NOTES   Introduction @Steveovoice on Twitter steveoneillvoice.com Trumped up Trump quotes Bane Trump in a 1950s western QVC on the White House […]
          1 hr 4 min
        • Episode 63: ‘Prostitute Vending Machines’, with Special Guest Jeremy McLellan

          Trump vociferously denies his alleged ties to Russia, TV anchor tells Alexa to buy thousands of doll houses, a badly designed meme equates teen sex and soda, a middle-aged man with an RV seeks a youthful companion, and Walead Beshty is probably laundering money.

           

           

          SHOW NOTES

          Trumped up

          • “NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA”
          • “UTTER NONSENSE”
          • “Are we living in Nazi Germany?”
          • “I would do very, very well in Nazi Germany.”

            • Stupid Shit

            • Sex and soda

              • “Alexa, order me a dollhouse”

              VIP weekend

              Eye Candy

              • Shattered sculptures 

                • Special Guest: Jeremy McLellan.

                59 min
              • Episode 62: ‘You Are the Flower’, with Special Guest Jeff Hopkins

                A stoner prankster changes the Hollywood sign, teenage Justin visits a psychiatrist, thousands move to Edmonton to stare into a philanderer’s steely blue eyes, Jeff considers the Cult of Crossfit, Mike brags about his hypothetical pranks, artists design a non-billboard.

                 

                 

                SHOW NOTES

                Introduction

                • @mtrushmorepod on Twitter
                • mtrushmorepodcast.com

                  • Trumped up

                  • Office of Government Ethics tweets at Trump
                  • John Bolton mustache snub
                  • Ratings diss
                  • Trump makes a rare Twitter mistake

                    • Stupid Shit

                    • Therapy is for the weak

                      • Hollyweed

                      Staring Cult

                      Eye Candy

                      • Non sign

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                        Special Guest: Jeff Hopkins.

                        1 hr 3 min
                      • 62: ‘You Are the Flower,’ with Special Guest Jeff Hopkins
                        A stoner prankster changes the Hollywood sign, teenage Justin visits a psychiatrist, thousands move to Edmonton to stare into a philanderer’s steely blue eyes, Jeff considers the Cult of Crossfit, Mike brags about his hypothetical pranks, artists design a non-billboard.     SHOW NOTES Introduction @mtrushmorepod on Twitter mtrushmorepodcast.com Trumped up Office of Government Ethics tweets at […]
                        1 hr 3 min
                      • Episode 61: ‘Everyone Should Be Ashamed of Themselves’, with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert

                        Trump coins the word ‘unpresidented,’ an elderly woman freezes inside a locked car, Christina Sommers declares her fix for the gender wage gap, Lindsay forgets she’s on camera, Facebook starts flagging fake news, and a cement mixer turns nocturnal disco ball.

                         

                         

                        Trumped up

                        • 25% Trump family
                        • “An unidentified man”
                        • “Unpresidented act”
                        • “Let them keep it”

                          • Stupid Shit

                          • Feminist dance therapy

                            • Frozen woman trapped in a car

                            Facebook and fake news

                            Eye Candy

                            • Cement truck disco ball

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                              Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.

                              57 min
                            • 61: ‘Everyone Should Be Ashamed of Themselves,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
                              Trump coins the word ‘unpresidented,’ an elderly woman freezes inside a locked car, Christina Sommers declares her fix for the gender wage gap, Lindsay forgets she’s on camera, Facebook starts flagging fake news, and a cement mixer turns nocturnal disco ball.     SHOW NOTES Introduction Lindsay on Twitter Trumped up 25% Trump family “An unidentified man” “Unpresidented […]
                              57 min
                            • Episode 60: ‘The Michael Jackson Corollary’, with Special Guest Adam Christopher

                              Justin defends male Santa, Vanessa Otero (patent attorney) proposes a truthiness chart, ‘my flag’ makes the list of 6 Things You Don’t Mess with, VW owners maximize sellback opportunity, José López creates impossible stone taffy, Mike receives a flattering proposition.

                               

                               

                              SHOW NOTES

                              Introduction

                              • Adam’s writing at Whiteboard Fiction Grub
                              • Adam on Twitter

                                • Trumped up

                                • “Scare the bejesus out of the Kremlin.”
                                • “Kick the can down the road”
                                • “Basking in the glow of victory”
                                • Trump promises a press conference

                                  • Stupid Shit

                                  • All the things you can’t mess with

                                    • Truthiness Scale

                                    • http://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-does-your-favorite-news-source-rate-on-the-truthiness-scale-consult-this-chart-2016-12-15

                                      • VW settlement

                                      • http://bgr.com/2016/12/13/vw-settlement-cars-update/amp/

                                        • Eye Candy

                                        • Twisted stone art

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                                          Special Guest: Adam Christopher.

                                          1 hr

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