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  • Episode 29: ‘Internet Famous’ with Special Guest Adam Bates

    Adam bates Republican Scott Esk into torpedoing his own political career, Sunish sends in feedback, Koreans armpits are magical, a father vomits with his son, the alleged curvature of the world requires grid shifting, and the Philadelphia Police Department impersonates a Google Street View car.

     

     

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      • SHOW NOTES

      Follow-up

      • Words with offensive origins
      • Weird pervert visits a women’s bathroom
      • Weird pervert harasses a woman in basketball shorts

        • Trumped up

        • Trump is a bigot
        • Trump for 16 years
        • Trump kisses Temple
        • Trump is not Hitler

          • Poorly summarized science

          • Koreans don’t need deoderant

            • Stupid shit my friends post

            • Turdmongrel in chief

              • Deal-breaker

              • Sympathetic vomiter

                • Poorly summarized news

                • Philly cops impersonate Google Street View

                  • Eye candy

                  • Grid shifting

                    • Special Guest: Adam Bates.

                    1 hr 3 min
                  • Episode 28: ‘Happy Crampers’ Day’ with Special Guest Periods for Pence

                    Indiana Governor Mike Pence wants to hear about your period, women in Japan get time off for menstrual leave, a bubble and Bosu balance trainer “prove” that the earth is flat, and John Oliver answers the question “is science bullshit?”

                     

                     




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                      • SHOW NOTES

                      Intro

                      • Period for Pence
                      • Unwritable Rant podcast

                        • Trumped up

                        • Trump’s taxes
                        • Trump on taxing the wealthy
                        • Trump on white supremacist delegate
                        • Trump on fundraising

                          • Is this a thing?

                          • Menstrual leave

                            • Stupid shit my friends post

                            • Something crazy/amazing happened to Amy Denise (spoiler alert: it was crazy)

                              • Poorly summarized science

                              • John Oliver asks “Is science bullshit?”
                              • Effects of moderate alcohol consumption

                                • Poorly summarized news

                                • Facebook may be censoring conservatives

                                  • Special Guest: Laura Shanley.

                                  57 min
                                • Episode 27: ‘Body Smells and Food Smells,’ with Special Guest Becky Youkstetter

                                  A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo.

                                   

                                   




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                                    • SHOW NOTES

                                    Intro

                                    • Becky’s blog

                                      • Follow-up

                                      • Satanists on Cruz

                                        • Trumped up

                                        • Trump on Elizabeth Warren
                                        • Trump on debt
                                        • Trump on Puerto Rico
                                        • Trump on taco bowl

                                          • Is this a thing?

                                          • In-N-Out egg rolls
                                          • KFC nail polish
                                          • Chili Four Loko

                                            • Stupid shit my friends post

                                            • 2 years military service for all
                                            • Pledge of allegiance
                                            • Tropic thunder

                                              • Poorly summarized news

                                              • NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape

                                                • Deal-breaker

                                                • Football player’s yearbook picture prank

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                                                  1 hr 4 min
                                                • Episode 26: ‘A Kundalini Serpent at the Base of My Spine,’ with Special Guest Dr. Daniel Crosby

                                                  Michael buys high and sells low, Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh,’ Black Trump drops the beat, real Christians don’t Yoga, a hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, and being trans species is a thing.

                                                   




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                                                    • SHOW NOTES

                                                    Intro

                                                    • Nocturne capital
                                                    • The laws of wealth: psychology and the secret to investing success
                                                    • Everyone you love will die

                                                      • Trumped up

                                                      • Black Trump
                                                      • Trump would drop A-bomb like Truman
                                                      • Trump’s sticking with his feelings on immigration
                                                      • Manafort’s resume

                                                        • Poorly summarized news

                                                        • Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh’

                                                          • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                          • Why Christians shouldn’t yoga

                                                            • Headline of the week

                                                            • Hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, tweets how he did it

                                                              • Is this a thing?

                                                              • What it means to be trans species

                                                                • Eye candy

                                                                • Jason Chen’s photographic images that weave moments in time

                                                                  • 1 hr
                                                                • Episode 25: ‘Magically Murdered,’ with Special Guest Steve Cramer

                                                                  The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing.

                                                                   




                                                                  SHOW NOTES

                                                                  Trumped up

                                                                  • Trump on 7-Eleven
                                                                  • Trump on Facebook fame
                                                                  • Where does Trump get those wonderful toys?

                                                                    • Headline of the week

                                                                    • Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online

                                                                      • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                      • Vaccine stupidity

                                                                        • Is this a thing?

                                                                        • How San Francisco public transit is fighting back against manspreaders

                                                                          • Deal-breaker

                                                                          • Sex-detecting mattress

                                                                            • Poorly summarized news

                                                                            • Edmonton military veteran frustrated he has to annually fill out form to say his legs are still missing

                                                                              • Eye candy

                                                                              • Crystal houses

                                                                                • 1 hr 3 min
                                                                              • Episode 24: ‘Peak Selfie Stick,’ with Special Guest E. Kyle Bisutti

                                                                                Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.

                                                                                 

                                                                                 




                                                                                SHOW NOTES

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                                                                                  • Follow-up

                                                                                  • Montreal vs. New York bagels
                                                                                  • CaptionBot

                                                                                    • Trumped up

                                                                                    • Carson on Trump

                                                                                      • Is this a thing?

                                                                                      • Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again.

                                                                                        • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                                        • If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe…
                                                                                        • Oh No Ross & Carrie on Scientology

                                                                                          • Headline of the week

                                                                                          • The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state

                                                                                            • Deal-breaker

                                                                                            • Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone!
                                                                                            • Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs

                                                                                              • Poorly summarized news

                                                                                              • Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops

                                                                                                • Eye candy

                                                                                                • Abandoned manholes as small living spaces

                                                                                                  • 56 min
                                                                                                • Episode 23: ‘You Can’t Put a Microchip in a Tampon,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert

                                                                                                  The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.

                                                                                                   

                                                                                                   




                                                                                                  SHOW NOTES

                                                                                                  Intro

                                                                                                  • 11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place
                                                                                                  • How the most successful people poop at work

                                                                                                    • Follow-up

                                                                                                    • Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels

                                                                                                      • Trumped up

                                                                                                      • ‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’
                                                                                                      • Trump on pumping
                                                                                                      • Trump on sexual assault in the military
                                                                                                      • Trump on outer beauty

                                                                                                        • Deal breaker

                                                                                                        • Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies

                                                                                                          • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                                                          • Illegal immigration = grand theft auto

                                                                                                            • Headline of the week

                                                                                                            • Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods

                                                                                                              • Eye candy

                                                                                                              • Great Depression-era photographs

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                                                                                                                Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.

                                                                                                                57 min
                                                                                                              • Episode 22: ‘His Sugo Sauce is Delicious,’ with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani

                                                                                                                The Stanford Review satirizes college protestors, Trump’s campaign manager gets handsy with Michelle Fields, Ben Affleck is sad about his Batman film, Mike flakes a sociopath, and Microsoft accidentally creates a Hitler-loving sex robot.

                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                 




                                                                                                                SHOW NOTES

                                                                                                                Sponsor

                                                                                                                • Share a Slice With Sean podcast

                                                                                                                  • Trumped up

                                                                                                                  • Trump on bruises
                                                                                                                  • Trump’s campaign manager’s lawyer bit a stripper
                                                                                                                  • Ann Coulter on gang rape

                                                                                                                    • Know your meme

                                                                                                                    • Sad Ben Affleck is sad about Batman vs. Superman’s sad review
                                                                                                                    • Ben Affleck has definitely written a script for a solo Batman movie

                                                                                                                      • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                                                                      • If you think the minimum wage is too low…

                                                                                                                        • Headline of the week

                                                                                                                        • Microsoft deletes ‘teen girl’ AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours
                                                                                                                        • George Carlin on euphemisms

                                                                                                                          • Deal-breaker

                                                                                                                          • Late sleepers are tired of being discriminated against. And science has their back.

                                                                                                                            • Eye candy

                                                                                                                            • Zaha Hadid

                                                                                                                              • Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.

                                                                                                                              1 hr 9 min
                                                                                                                            • Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen

                                                                                                                              Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.

                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                               




                                                                                                                              SHOW NOTES

                                                                                                                              Trumped up

                                                                                                                              • Carson the Trump whisperer
                                                                                                                              • Cruz’s rodent fetish
                                                                                                                              • #WhiteGenocide for Trump
                                                                                                                              • Poll: Who wants to punch Trump?

                                                                                                                                • Headline of the week

                                                                                                                                • A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush
                                                                                                                                • Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you

                                                                                                                                  • Stupid shit my friends post

                                                                                                                                  • Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly)

                                                                                                                                    • Is this a thing?

                                                                                                                                    • Meet the green lady

                                                                                                                                      • Poorly summarized news

                                                                                                                                      • Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002

                                                                                                                                        • Eye candy

                                                                                                                                        • Sea organ
                                                                                                                                        • Timber megaphones

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                                                                                                                                          1 hr 9 min
                                                                                                                                        • Episode 20: ‘You’ve Already Eaten It’, with Special Guest John Williams of Faded Paper Figures

                                                                                                                                          John starts a band with the Aldens, God gets vengeance for Cecil the lion, a Kellogg’s worker probably urinated in your breakfast, and Hulk Hogan becomes the world’s highest paid (inadvertent) porn star.

                                                                                                                                           

                                                                                                                                          SHOW NOTES

                                                                                                                                          Intro

                                                                                                                                          • Follow Faded Paper Figures
                                                                                                                                          • Read The Buddha in the Machine
                                                                                                                                            • Follow-up
                                                                                                                                            • A Skeptical Take on Organic Farming

                                                                                                                                              • Trumped Up

                                                                                                                                              • Trump on Romney
                                                                                                                                              • Trump on Trump
                                                                                                                                              • Economist on Trump

                                                                                                                                                • Don’t Start Believing

                                                                                                                                                • Christian ‘Prophet’ Mauled by Lion

                                                                                                                                                  • Stupid Shit My Friends Post

                                                                                                                                                  • It’s Not About Color. It’s About the Law

                                                                                                                                                    • Headline of the Week

                                                                                                                                                    • Kellogg: Investigators Looking Into Video Of Factory Worker Urinating On Assembly Line

                                                                                                                                                      • Poorly Summarized News

                                                                                                                                                      • Hulk Hogan Wins Whopping $115 Million in Gawker Sex Tape Verdict

                                                                                                                                                        • Eye Candy

                                                                                                                                                        • The Tessellated and Elaborately Detailed Ceilings of Iranian Mosques

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                                                                                                                                                          Special Guest: R. John Wiliams.

                                                                                                                                                          1 hr

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