Poorly Summarized

By Justin Scott, Michael Smith

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.... more

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The podcast currently has 149 episodes available.

Poorly Summarized episodes:

May 22, 2016Episode 29: ‘Internet Famous’ with Special Guest Adam Bates
Adam bates Republican Scott Esk into torpedoing his own political career, Sunish sends in feedback, Koreans armpits are magical, a father vomits with his son, the alleged curvature of the world requires grid shifting, and the Philadelphia Police Department impersonates a Google Street View car.

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SHOW NOTES
Follow-up
Words with offensive origins
Weird pervert visits a women’s bathroom
Weird pervert harasses a woman in basketball shorts
Trumped up
Trump is a bigot
Trump for 16 years
Trump kisses Temple
Trump is not Hitler
Poorly summarized science
Koreans don’t need deoderant
Stupid shit my friends post
Turdmongrel in chief
Deal-breaker
Sympathetic vomiter
Poorly summarized news
Philly cops impersonate Google Street View
Eye candy
Grid shifting
Special Guest: Adam Bates.
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1h 3min
May 13, 2016Episode 28: ‘Happy Crampers’ Day’ with Special Guest Periods for Pence
Indiana Governor Mike Pence wants to hear about your period, women in Japan get time off for menstrual leave, a bubble and Bosu balance trainer “prove” that the earth is flat, and John Oliver answers the question “is science bullshit?”

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Period for Pence
Unwritable Rant podcast
Trumped up
Trump’s taxes
Trump on taxing the wealthy
Trump on white supremacist delegate
Trump on fundraising
Is this a thing?
Menstrual leave
Stupid shit my friends post
Something crazy/amazing happened to Amy Denise (spoiler alert: it was crazy)
Poorly summarized science
John Oliver asks “Is science bullshit?”
Effects of moderate alcohol consumption
Poorly summarized news
Facebook may be censoring conservatives
Special Guest: Laura Shanley.
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57min
May 08, 2016Episode 27: ‘Body Smells and Food Smells,’ with Special Guest Becky Youkstetter
A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Becky’s blog
Follow-up
Satanists on Cruz
Trumped up
Trump on Elizabeth Warren
Trump on debt
Trump on Puerto Rico
Trump on taco bowl
Is this a thing?
In-N-Out egg rolls
KFC nail polish
Chili Four Loko
Stupid shit my friends post
2 years military service for all
Pledge of allegiance
Tropic thunder
Poorly summarized news
NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape
Deal-breaker
Football player’s yearbook picture prank
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1h 4min
May 01, 2016Episode 26: ‘A Kundalini Serpent at the Base of My Spine,’ with Special Guest Dr. Daniel Crosby
Michael buys high and sells low, Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh,’ Black Trump drops the beat, real Christians don’t Yoga, a hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, and being trans species is a thing.

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SHOW NOTES
Intro
Nocturne capital
The laws of wealth: psychology and the secret to investing success
Everyone you love will die
Trumped up
Black Trump
Trump would drop A-bomb like Truman
Trump’s sticking with his feelings on immigration
Manafort’s resume
Poorly summarized news
Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh’
Stupid shit my friends post
Why Christians shouldn’t yoga
Headline of the week
Hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, tweets how he did it
Is this a thing?
What it means to be trans species
Eye candy
Jason Chen’s photographic images that weave moments in time
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1h
April 24, 2016Episode 25: ‘Magically Murdered,’ with Special Guest Steve Cramer
The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing.

SHOW NOTES
Trumped up
Trump on 7-Eleven
Trump on Facebook fame
Where does Trump get those wonderful toys?
Headline of the week
Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online
Stupid shit my friends post
Vaccine stupidity
Is this a thing?
How San Francisco public transit is fighting back against manspreaders
Deal-breaker
Sex-detecting mattress
Poorly summarized news
Edmonton military veteran frustrated he has to annually fill out form to say his legs are still missing
Eye candy
Crystal houses
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1h 3min
April 17, 2016Episode 24: ‘Peak Selfie Stick,’ with Special Guest E. Kyle Bisutti
Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy.

SHOW NOTES
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Follow-up
Montreal vs. New York bagels
CaptionBot
Trumped up
Carson on Trump
Is this a thing?
Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again.
Stupid shit my friends post
If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe…
Oh No Ross & Carrie on Scientology
Headline of the week
The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state
Deal-breaker
Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone!
Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs
Poorly summarized news
Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops
Eye candy
Abandoned manholes as small living spaces
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56min
April 09, 2016Episode 23: ‘You Can’t Put a Microchip in a Tampon,’ with Special Guest Lindsay Goldwert
The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.

SHOW NOTES
Intro
11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place
How the most successful people poop at work
Follow-up
Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels
Trumped up
‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’
Trump on pumping
Trump on sexual assault in the military
Trump on outer beauty
Deal breaker
Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies
Stupid shit my friends post
Illegal immigration = grand theft auto
Headline of the week
Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods
Eye candy
Great Depression-era photographs

Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.
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57min
April 03, 2016Episode 22: ‘His Sugo Sauce is Delicious,’ with Special Guest E. Nicholas Mariani
The Stanford Review satirizes college protestors, Trump’s campaign manager gets handsy with Michelle Fields, Ben Affleck is sad about his Batman film, Mike flakes a sociopath, and Microsoft accidentally creates a Hitler-loving sex robot.

SHOW NOTES
Sponsor
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Trumped up
Trump on bruises
Trump’s campaign manager’s lawyer bit a stripper
Ann Coulter on gang rape
Know your meme
Sad Ben Affleck is sad about Batman vs. Superman’s sad review
Ben Affleck has definitely written a script for a solo Batman movie
Stupid shit my friends post
If you think the minimum wage is too low…
Headline of the week
Microsoft deletes ‘teen girl’ AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours
George Carlin on euphemisms
Deal-breaker
Late sleepers are tired of being discriminated against. And science has their back.
Eye candy
Zaha Hadid
Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.
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1h 9min
March 27, 2016Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen
Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.

SHOW NOTES
Trumped up
Carson the Trump whisperer
Cruz’s rodent fetish
#WhiteGenocide for Trump
Poll: Who wants to punch Trump?
Headline of the week
A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush
Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you
Stupid shit my friends post
Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly)
Is this a thing?
Meet the green lady
Poorly summarized news
Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002
Eye candy
Sea organ
Timber megaphones
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1h 9min
March 21, 2016Episode 20: ‘You’ve Already Eaten It’, with Special Guest John Williams of Faded Paper Figures
John starts a band with the Aldens, God gets vengeance for Cecil the lion, a Kellogg’s worker probably urinated in your breakfast, and Hulk Hogan becomes the world’s highest paid (inadvertent) porn star.

SHOW NOTES
Intro
Follow Faded Paper Figures
Read The Buddha in the Machine
Follow-up
A Skeptical Take on Organic Farming
Trumped Up
Trump on Romney
Trump on Trump
Economist on Trump
Don’t Start Believing
Christian ‘Prophet’ Mauled by Lion
Stupid Shit My Friends Post
It’s Not About Color. It’s About the Law
Headline of the Week
Kellogg: Investigators Looking Into Video Of Factory Worker Urinating On Assembly Line
Poorly Summarized News
Hulk Hogan Wins Whopping $115 Million in Gawker Sex Tape Verdict
Eye Candy
The Tessellated and Elaborately Detailed Ceilings of Iranian Mosques

Special Guest: R. John Wiliams.
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1h

FAQs about Poorly Summarized:

How many episodes does Poorly Summarized have?

The podcast currently has 149 episodes available.