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- Episode 9: 'I Don’t Have Anything Funny to Say', with Special Guest Matthews Feeney
George Lucas doesn’t like the new Star Wars, straight white people get a dating site, Mike says nice things about Mormonism, vagina speakers are now a thing and Cato Institute’s Matthew Feeney comments on policing in America.
Full show notes on our Facebook page.
1 hr 2 min - Episode 8: 'Contributing to the War on Christmas', with Special Guest Austin Baird
Austin Baird runs 100 miles, Rand Paul celebrates Festivus, Cards Against Humanity celebrates Hanukkah, college students engage in cafeteria self-parody (à la James O’Keefe), Mike argues about ghosts, and other Yuletide tales.
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1 hr 2 min - Episode 7: 'Consider Me as an Alternative to Suicide', with Special Guest Kyle Welch
A superfluous apostrophe makes Clinton look like a Trump supporter, Mike shoots a BB gun at his neighbor’s house, Merriam Webster apes OED’s style and Dr. Kyle Welch of George Washington University discusses Martin Shkreli, the most hated man on the Internet.
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1 hr 1 min - Episode 6: 'Plumbing the Depths of the Mind', with Special guest Thomas Wirthlin McConkie
Mike’s colleague hates the taste of water in the desert, famous people trash Trump, slacktivism may be worthwhile and Thomas Wirthlin McConkie fulfills his dharmic duty by discussing mindfulness.
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58 min - Episode 5: 'I’ve Always Wanted to be Mugged', with Special Guest Eric Montgomery
Walmart leaves a marine stranded in the cold, Mike gets shouted at for gathering petitions against Obamacare, Eric Montgomery schools us on the nuances of gun control, Mike gets mugged in Brooklyn and Justin recommends caution when ordering chocolate shakes after midnight.
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54 min - Episode 4: 'Going out of their Way to Find Joy in Life'
Mike bans “hip hip hooray” from his household, Phuc Dat Bich is a liar, Mike used to live with a porn star*, Justin tries to summon Bloody Mary, and other Thanksgiving stories.
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*Before she became a porn star.
1 hr 15 min - Episode 3: 'Raised on Mayo and White Bread in Kentucky', with Special Guest Emily Ekins
Cato Institute’s Emily Ekins weighs in on microaggressions, Mike kisses a man on the mouth, Justin and Mike speak Mandarin and International Rescue Committee volunteer Claire Peterson shares her thoughts on refugees and xenophobia.
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1 hr 39 min - Episode 2: 'Hiding Inside the Pervert Snowman'
Mike doesn’t put a flag on his facebook photo, children can’t be NBA players, Trump steps away from the lectern, Yale students lose their shorts over an email and Starbucks takes the Christ out of coffee cups.
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1 hr 23 min - Episode 1: 'Doubling Down'
Vitamin C doesn’t help you get over a cold, Ben Carson can’t get the job done, Mike gets punched by a protestor and Mormons escalate the war against gay marriage.
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1 hr 20 min
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Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.