This week we really don't hold back, for better or worse. We get into Zac Efron's new girlfriend and her newfound ability to quit her serving job, our searing hot take on Brad Falchuck's annual Instagram tribute to GP, some sage and dark wisdom from our father, Kate Middleton's cool as ice reputation, and the obsession-worthy HBO docuseries "The Vow"- buckle in, baby.

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We launch a verbal attack against hot water with lemon, the preferred beverage of bullshitters worldwide, discuss Meghan Markle's journey from music video star to English royalty (and all of the titillating tidbits Lauren is learning about in FINDING FREEDOM), mourn Paris Hilton's shoddily decorated mansion and her exit from the garden of innocence, break down the indignities we will willingly endure to get marginal discounts from Direct-To-Consumer brands, finally confess our fetish for Christian men (yeah, you read that right), and debate Stassi Schroeder's return to Instagram. Buckle in, baby!

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22: Is This Funny? ...and Courtney Grow Q&A pt. 2 by Pop Apologists

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We dish on a day in the life as we continue squatting in Courtney's abode, the true nightmare wedding experience Lauren lived through last weekend, Courtney's financial footing in the world (perilous, perhaps?!), advice on skin care in your twenties, how Courtney met her husband and what he thinks of her fashun lewks, a full breakdown of Courtney's tit job (photos in the show notes), and much more....buckle in, baby!

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This week we extoll the virtues of the 3.5 hour workday, offer an uncharacteristically calm attitude toward Kylie Jenner's pandemic globe-trotting, deep dive into Brad Pitt's new relationship with Nicole Poturalski, rejoice at the birth but mourn the unfortunate name of Daisy Dove Bloom, break out the DSM-IV to psychoanalyze an obscure-but-alarming IG story from Kim K this week, and listen to Chanler's weeping and wailing over Bella Thornes continued unwitting attack on her psyche.

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Listen this week for one of Lauren's ex-boyfriend's big complaints about her, the Pop Apologists' complicated feelings on Dorinda's firing from RHONY, and a conversation with their sister, Courtney, about their Mormon upbringing, illicit bikini-clad teenage trips to the beach, Diet Coke drama, and the time Lauren got tipsy on Mike's Hard Lemonade. Buckle in, baby.

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Chan's date with a big tobacco tycoon, Paris Hilton is releasing a documentary, Khloe Kardashian is back with Tristan, Barack Obama is listening to Billie Eilish and The Chicks, Kim and Kanye divorce predictions, and Jordan McGraw's big reckoning...we talk about it all folks!

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17: Mom, Please Stop Listening by Pop Apologists

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This week ya gals discuss the dark time Prince William gifted Kate a pair of binoculars, do a deep dive on the show "Love Life" on HBO Max, complete a forensic analysis of the *chilling* RHOBH Rome dinner, and wax poetically over the most recent Goop video Gwyneth posted like the cliché white girls we were born to be. Buckle in, baby.

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