Ever wonder how much time you spend pooping during your entire life? Are you looking for a way to avoid another day under a Trump administration? Want to know how many teeth you brushed or dishes you washed during your life? Fun with numbers and crack squirrels.

Aliens, bits of an action/humor sci-fi story, crack squirrels, music, and a new political party!

Aliens, crack squirrels, deep-fried food music, a hero that doesn't want to be one, a duel, a corporation, large alien poo creates traffic snarl, why aliens can't do sports, and some mix-ups...

Crack squirrels, aliens, demon sperm, what more could you ask for?

In which I talk about the use of perspective in art, without throwing in funny commercials and with hardly any crack squirrels at all.

More crazy stories, more talking crack squirrel, Putin sells some pee pee tapes, a virtual LSD experience, and more...

Some humorous stories involving vehicular near-disasters, practical and impracticable jokes, pathetic justifications, and helpful crack squirrel commentary. Also, the usual advertisements for imaginary products.

In which we talk about how some people can get other people to do and think things that they might not otherwise have done or thought... and not always in a good way... with just words... and, you know, crack squirrels and stuff!

In which me and my crack squirrel interview a famous historical figure, and inadvertently help invent terrible engines of war. Oh, and we try, once again, to sell you products that may or may not actually exist.

More of my poems, and some other weird stuff. It might be better than you think?