I know, most people hear the word 'poetry' and find somewhere else to be, but have I let you down yet?

It's a special 'call-in' episode, and it is freekin' weird...

In which I sit in front of a microphone and drink vodka and end up not talking about art at all, but I do talk about Art, which is me...

In which I examine the history of dancing, and Jimmy the crack squirrel and I chat with some of my other inner voices, and try to sell you products that might not actually exist.

In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I give helpful, artistic advice on what to do with your kids in these troubled times.

In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I interview William Shakespeare, and along the way invent art, turn cavemen into modern humans, and make Trump look like an idiot. 

In which we discuss photography, travel, weird experiments, angry spiders, helpful crack squirrels, and wiggly lights.

In which I share a couple of the love songs I wrote back in the day, we talk about love and art, and Jimmy the crack squirrel gives some good advice on dealing with the global pandemic.

Jimmy the crack squirrel is in charge of this episode. I am just a bystander. 

In which I finish telling the story of how aliens helped me meet a famous Python, try to sell you dingle-berries, and get medical advice from a crack squirrel that lives in my head.