In which I begin to tell the story of how I met a Python, I introduce you to an alien from one of my novels, and I try to sell you some clams.

A song I wrote, a search for hidden meanings, and Jimmy the crack squirrel is in love...

Is money good for art? Are more drug-addicted animals in my head good for me? Am I selling out by talking about selling out on this podcast? Find out in this episode.

In which I harmonize on a pirate song with a crack squirrel, and try to explain what this podcast is... and isn't... all about.

You were waiting to meet a Scottish crack squirrel, you just didn't know it. Also, some words about words... and stuff. 

In which I talk about art, sex, history, listen to my inner crack squirrels, and sell out for some free snacks.

It would take me longer to describe it than it would for you to just listen to it...