Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.

they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.

it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami. 

Timestamps: 

0:30 - F1 and Miami trip

9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime

15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour 

29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding 

36:33 - Would you be able to date me? 

39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?

49:47 - Compliments and what people say 

51:32 - Being an influencer 

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