Premeditated

Hello, Gen Pop. We, the General Pop, have general obligations. Pay taxes, no punching or stabbing, pick up litter and tell Drag Queens THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. On this episode, Graham, Neil and the BEAUTIFUL Nic Sheppard (née Trudy Tective) discuss proper DQ complimenting etiquette. “You look beautiful” is a start, “You look stunning” is better. “You look stunning” with a British accent?! No notes, pal! The Terrific Trio of Tribunalists also find time to pass verdicts on measuring tools, saudi sugar daddies and top-of-the-line medical PPO’s.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW NIC EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/verygayclown/https://www.instagram.com/trudy.tective/https://www.instagram.com/verygaypaint/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

How much house tour is too much house tour? It's customary for the host to show guests the bathroom, but should it be equally customary for the host to show guests where they keep their underwear? Are closest 'Off Limits'? And, by proxy, bedrooms too?On this episode, Neil and Graham discuss the guidelines around in-home tours (the non-sexual kind). They also find time to discuss chips with ridges, chips with ruffles and ships that sail the sea.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:InstagramTiktokSpotify

Here to speak knowledge to truth, it's the Duchess of Etiquette - Nicole "Frickin" Delsack. It's New Years and gosh darn it does she some resolutions. And they're all involve weekly grocery trips.

In our FIRST EPISODE of 2026, Nicole brings us one of the steamiest cases of etiquette since the Safeway-Vons-Albertson's merger: FRIDGE HOGGING. We all agree that all people should take up space, but should there be regulations in the dairy aisle?

All that and more on - Nicole Delsack v. Fridge Hoggers

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Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AMERICA and INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS!

'Twas the night before the night before Christmas when all through the universe,

Not a podcast was talking, not even Up First.

The barrister wigs were hung by the benches with care,

In hope that swift judgement soon would be there.

[End of parody].

On this December to Remember, Graham and Neil are weary from a long year of passing judgement on micro-crimes and simply want to relax, drink some wine and tuck into their ceremonial honey ham.

But HARK!

Someone's at the door! Nope, no they're across the doorstep. Annddd now they're in our living room, demanding our judgement. This just keeps happening!

The talents decking our halls (in order of appearance):

Jasmine Elist

Danielle Shvartsman

Aaron Wilson

Abby Herold

Kyle Beck

Sarah Reynolds

Mudslide

Kristin O'Grady

Sam Bodenstein

Dr. Tess

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Did you hear? You’ll never believe what they said! Ok, you can’t tell anyone but….

Gossip is critical to forming relationships and deepening bonds, so what does it say about a person when they take a budding conversation and turn it into a soapbox for their self righteousness? Does anyone really win when good, juicy, gossip is shut down before it can blossom into its fullest potential?

Ohio Supreme Court nepo baby and former almost game show contestant, Lucy Porter, joins the boys for a riveting (and at times hostile) deliberation on just that. Learn about aphantasia (Graham’s apple will SHOCK you), reminisce momentarily on jeggings, and maybe even witness the first phase of a podcast coup!

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On this episode of PREMEDITATED, comedian, actress, and Neil and Graham’s former improv coach, Monika Smith, brings a case to the table that all have been guilty of at one time or another: The accidental interruption of an employee's break time. They say the customer is always right…but does that rule still apply when an employee is off the clock? Do you really get a say in the matter if you’ve never even worked a retail job? Wait, does runway modeling technically count as a retail job? And HOW did all that broken glass get in the back of Monika’s car?! ---- Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.

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You're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours. A disjointed tango of knuckle and finger. It's revolting.All that is to say, handshakes can MAKE, BREAK or SHAKE a relationship.In our sportsiest episode of Premeditated, the Boy Judges are joined by Emmy-winner Jason Concepcion and stick-chaser Donna Concepcion to litigate hand greeting etiquette. They also find time to discuss large pumpkins, hugging Short Kings and Ben Franklin's greatest hits. Stretch on your jersey and lace up your cleats. It's the Superbowl of Social Etiquette.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW JASON EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/x_netw3rk_x/

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The Boys are back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Hey-ya, Hey-ya was an Outkast track.

Does finding a use for a hundred-dollar bill give you anxiety? Have you ever wanted to shin kick your article-perusing boyfriend because he called himself a “reader”? If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, Premeditated Podcast and cognitive behavioral therapy might be for you!

THIS WEEK ON PREMEDITATED, Neil and Graham merge TWO CASES. Double the judgement and double the fun. Tune in to our first ever SIMULCASE for tedious deliberation on two delicious cases. It’s all that and a bag of bricks.

Love you!

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Here you are, dressed to the nines, radiating flirtatious potential, having just braved traffic and last minute cold feet, entering the bar. You look around for a full body that holds the face from the photos you swiped right on just days prior....but see no match in the small crowd of patrons. You wait, order a drink (maybe an iced tea?) and still...nothing.On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Zack Binder, accompanied by Ticklemuff, joins Neil and Graham for a vulnerable discussion surrounding standing up dates (NOT dates with stand-ups). Why do people do it? Where does catfishing fall in all of this? Should adults be judged for ordering hot chocolate? Wait....can puppets ride the bus? Thank GOD it all gets covered. Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.

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Is there a flicker of conviction on your conscience as you approach that iPad and barista, phone still held to your ear, and no intention of ending that call your on? Are you reaaaallly that good at multitasking? Or are you just telling yourself you are to hide from what could be the heinous reality of your actions? On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Jenson Titus joins Graham and Neil in the judges chamber to determine the morality of phone usage in the midst of ordering. Is there anything you can do to feel like less of a monster? Does anyone's opinion other than a service workers really matter in this? Wait, what does this have to do with the military? And WHY are all the gays appropriating skater culture these days?! All that and more, covered in just under 40 minutes.

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Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.