Premeditated

Premeditated

By Graham Cameron and Neil ZumwaldeComedy
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Premeditated episodes

  • AJ Lubecker v. Premature Tab Closing

    [Olde Timey Baseball Broadcaster]: "And here comes Lubecker to the bar counter. Cool drink of milk, this kid is. Gritted his way through the high school party scene, and now boasts a 3 drink minimum tab in the local bar scene".

    On this episode of PREMEDITATED, AJ Lubecker joins Graham and Neil to deliberate the oft witnessed single beverage tabs. They also find time to pass verdicts on city halls, CCV numbers and people who are bummers.

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    Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.

    In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?


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    Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    39 min
  • Sam Bodenstein v. Delegating Plans

    "We should hang out!" --- OH NO! NOT AGAIN! My blood curdles with indecision. "Yeah! Let's hang out. Now what?Now nothing, unless one of us makes another first move.We get to the bottom of this standoff in this weeks episode with the mustachioed heartthrob of indie improv: Sam Bodenstein.
    FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXPremeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    44 min
  • Fin Argus v. Unsolicited D--k Pics

    Fin Argus, musician and host of One of Us Podcast joins us to solicit the unsolicitable: The Dicture Picture itself. We celebrate the 23rdnd letter of the alphabet and Neil decrees that the wold fill his phone with the unspeakable graphic pics that plague so many of our straight sisters' dating profiles. Yes, Neil will gladly fall on that phallic grenade. Grindr vs Scruff and uncontrollable tics have been discussed at length. Join us, Jurors.W.

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    https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW Fin Argus EVERYWHERE:Music Video: Playboy 1973 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHZc3dhz6Y&list=RDJKHZc3dhz6YOne of Us: https://open.spotify.com/show/4B8267MUWugSxnIcK01hL2Fin Argus on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1oDUPFTxn5JyS8MxUe9ko4Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.#funny #comedy #comedypodcast #oneofus

    49 min
  • Ciara Robinson v. Wellness Influencers

    The district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson  @ciaracrobinson  deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of queer youth in JNCO jorts, a new miracle cure for male pattern baldness, and whether Usain Bolt's shoe game would be better with running support, or if he could sprint on the wings of fashion alone.—People do things wrong, and the only way to fix it is to judge them by subscribing to our podcast. for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment is fun, right? RIGHT?!?!FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW CIARA:https://www.instagram.com/ciaracrobinson/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    44 min
  • Lincoln Debenham v. Ghosting Your Own Plans

    Hey America, are you ready to HAM it up! Well shoot muh toots! We got a DEBENair guest that's ready to go HAM!


    On this face-palming episode of Premeditated, Graham and Neil enlist their friend Lincoln to evaluate people who ghost the plans they made (couldn't be us). They also find time to pass verdicts on coyotes, state senators and alternative methods of public transit.


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    Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.


    In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?


    FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:

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    Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    44 min
  • Charlie James v. Nosy Neighbors

    Ahoy Jurors! Avast! Land hoooooooo!On this episode, Charlie James foxtrots into the Law Offices of Premeditated with an absolute stunnah of a case: is a neighbor's nosey nose too nosey? The judges also find time to discuss Q-tips, dietary privileges and candle making as a small business. —Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXFOLLOW CHARLIE EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/malecowgirl/Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    48 min
  • Jon Braylock v. Judging Thirst Traps

    Hello America, it's been a hot summer and we've got the perfect podcast to quench your dry, dry mouths.On this episode, Jon Braylock (Astronomy Club, Comedy Bang Bang, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) enlists Graham and Neil to deliberate the fairness in judging thirst traps. They also find time to pass verdicts on which of their body parts they feel positive about, spreadable cheeses and Jon's pick-up basketball career.


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    Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.


    In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?

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    Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    52 min
  • Marquis The Honey Bear v. Soft Launching Break-Ups

    Deception is the root of all HOT PODCASTS! Enter Marquis The Honey Bear, he puts the honey in honeypot.

    On this episode, Graham, Neil and Marquis deliberate hinting or "soft launching" your future break-up on social media. They also find time to pass verdicts on the Book of Job, paloma cocktails and terms for the two diagonal hip creases that lead to a man's ---!


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    Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today! [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.


    In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?

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    Premeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    39 min
  • Us v. "California Sober"

    Hello Jurors, welcome to Season 2 of our courtroom. We’re back and ready to put the “us” in “U.S.”.On this episode, Graham and Neil deliberate the term California Sober, more specifically saying "California Sober" out loud with words. They also find time to pass verdicts on dairy tolerances, sudokus and proper ball throwing motion.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodPremeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

    41 min
  • Call-In Show (Pt. 2) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP030

    Our phone lines are lighting up!

    No sorry, we can't lie to you. It's our duty as judges to tell the truth....we don't have phone lines. We have a G-Mail digital phone message system. But that is lighting up with voicemails from YOU!

    We continue PART 2 of our SEASON 1 FINALE by tackling your pressing social questions and quandaries. We've donned our wigs and ensconced ourselves in velvet (nope sorry, lied again. It's polyester) and are ready to give America what it wants. The TRUTH.

    This week's callers regale us with etiquette and faux pas like: opening the wine bottle you brought to someone else's house, refusing to engage in group texts, singing along to the radio and saying "good morning" in the afternoon.

    Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on part 2 of our raucous Season 1 finale.

    Hugs and kisses America. Thank you so much for listening to stuff we've spent a lot of time working on. Without you we're just two guys prattling away on a couch. We love you. Thank you.

    Graham and Neil

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    BIG THANK YOUs to our callers:

    Dominique from Austin, TX

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    Hilton from Los Angeles, CA

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    1 hr 2 min

About Premeditated

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Etiquette has a new judge.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly…