Premeditated

At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and more.

For our debut video episode, we had to get a BIG STAR. So we skipped on down to the courthouse and dragged DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi) away from her current case where she's suing public schools for banning bouncy balls and juggling scarves in P.E. classes.

Tune in to an all new episode of Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Danielle Shvartsman (@stanleytushi)

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We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth!

Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten social laws.

Our good good friend, Will Smart, hops over the jury bench to help Neil and Graham settle on a ruling on if you should tell someone if they have something in their teeth.

Also, trigger warning, we argue about car batteries.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Will Smart (@balooga180)

insta: @premeditatedpod

You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends?

On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how often we should hang with our peripheral friends. Yes yes, your best friends are your best friends, and you'll hangout with them whenever, wherever. But what about the friends you only enjoy? We don't have time for all of them. And frankly, we don't wanna make time for all of them.

Stop by the Premed Courtroom and hear how you can make time for casual friends.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Mudslide

insta: @premeditatedpod

Intro!

Okay, sure, there's some established laws regarding pedestrian rights. But...do we believe them? Do we adhere to them on 100% of our little strolls around the neighborhood? Unless you're some kind of boy/girl scout (nerd!), probably not!

On this episode of Premeditated, co-judges Neil & Graham enlist the help of dear friend and litigator Ben Cassil to put some rules between those horizontal white lines most people call "crosswalks".

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Ben Cassil (@bencassil)

insta: @premeditatedpod

We've all been in a line (or on a line, if you're an East Coast Crusty). It's one of life's unavoidable occurrences. Death, taxes and lines. And YET, the corrupt US Government continues to leave lines as lawless as the 1800s Western Territories.

For too long people have been crossing the line when it comes to being in one! That ends now! It's time for Premeditated to save the day.

Join Neil, Graham and their Disniest Adult friend, Kristin O'Grady, as they toe the lines of line etiquette. Our brilliant minds come up with the 3 (and only 3) acceptable behaviors one should follow while in line. Tune in to find out!

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
insta: @premeditatedpod

Let's say you go out to eat with friends. Let's also say these friends order appetizers with the full intention of ordering a entrée later. What if they raised the steaks higher and suggest that you all order 'Family Style'?

What do we do here folks?! Even if sharing food is your thing, how is a table of 3 supposed to split an order of 8 cream cheese lumpias???!!!

Horror scenes such as the above are happening all around our country. And they're going unchecked and unregulated....Until NOW.

Join Neil, Graham and their best friend and muddiest guest, Mudslide, as they write the unwritten rules of group orders on an ALL NEW Premeditated!

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

insta: @premeditatedpod

Imagine you're a member of a family.

Imagine you're a man.

Imagine you encounter another man. There is no decision more dangerous or more rewarding.

What NOW? Do you extend one arm? Right or left? Both up high for a double high five? Should you put both arms out and say, "Up!"

And IF you commit to the hug, do you remain firm, pull away or linger? Do you back pat or back SLAP!

Tune in this week for male, inter-family displays of affection! On an ALL NEW Premeditated!

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
insta: @premeditatedpod

Should we, as citizens, make reservations? 
And if so, should we be offered a little grace with respect for punctuality? 
Also, panthers aren't animals. 

Our guest, Ben Messmer, brings an intriguing case file that promises to tickle your sleuthing fancy and leaves us pondering the depths of dining etiquette. 
From sharing stories about Michelin-starred adventures to debating the merits of spontaneity versus planning in restaurant reservations, we explore the vibrant world of fine dining.What about the absurdity of technology in customer service, conjuring images of buzzing trays and square vibrators. As always, there's a heartfelt appreciation for the human touch in hospitality. We weigh the charms of old-fashioned communication against the sterile efficiency of gadgets.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
insta: @premeditatedpod

How long should you wait before you throw away a card? Consult the rules, before you offend your loved ones.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
insta: @premeditatedpod