We break down the Premier League table from bottom to top with a Christmas-themed twist, assigning each club a holiday cookie while discussing futures betting odds, title chances, relegation battles and season-long outlooks.

This episode combines a lighthearted format with real betting context, covering:

Premier League title futures

Top-four and relegation odds

A fun but informative way to evaluate the Premier League futures market during the holiday stretch.

00:00 Intro

01:45 Christmas in the Midwest

04:23 Wolves (Gingerbread Cookie & Christmas Wreaths)

07:54 Burnley (Fruitcake & Chocolate Crinkle Cookie)

10:20 West Ham (Christmas Kringle & Candy Cane Cookie)

12:30 Nottingham Forest (Candy Cane & Date Pinwheel)

14:40 Leeds ( Oatmeal Raisin Cookie & Pecan Bar)

17:14 Bournemouth (Maraschino Cherry Cookie & Chocolate Pizza)

20:27 Tottenham (Peanut Brittle & Shortbread)

21:48 Fulham (Molasses Cookies & Rum Ball)

24:27 Brentford (Biscotti & Snowball Cookies)

25:58 Newcastle (Chocolate Chip Cookie & Gingerbread Man Cookie)

27:22 Everton (Toffee & Shortbread Sandwich Cookie)

29:25 Brighton (Macaroon & Oreo Balls)

31:43 Crystal Palace (Poor Man's Turtles & Tingaling)

34:45 Manchester United (Fudge & Christmas M&M Cookie)

36:30 Sunderland (Snickerdoodle & Party Bars)

39:03 Liverpool (Peanut Butter Blossom & Raspberry Thumbprint Cookie)

41:58 Chelsea (Shortbread & Turtles)

43:48 Aston Villa (Jam Thumbprint Cookie & White Chocolate Dipped Ginger Molasses)

46:15 Manchester City (Sugar Cookie & Peanut Butter Balls (Buckeyes))

48:28 Arsenal (Yule Log & Classic Christmas Cookie)

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