Pretending to be People

It's time for the finale of this short story. Will Clyde, Porter, Johnny, and Turd make it through to the closing ceremonies of Out There Con this time around? Find out now!

This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias.

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Wolf the Dog played "Clock Machine" by Dragon Inn 3.

The "Pulp" in Pulp Cthulhu ratchets up and goes down smooth as creatures eat features in the green room.

This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias.

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"Do you think it's called a Green Room because there's aliens in it?"

This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias.

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Wolf the Dog played "Clock Machine" by Dragon Inn 3.

The year is 1997. The place is Portland, Oregon, where our protagonists are attending Out There Con -- a Fortean convention full of weird characters. But the strangest relationship here is to time itself.

This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias.

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Wolf the Dog played "Clock Machine" by Dragon Inn 3.

It's finale time! This one did not end how I expected...at all.

And stick around after the episode for a preview of Dungeons & Dragons & Delta Green: a Reverse Isekai // Part One because IT'S CHARITY DRIVE MONTH HERE AT PTBP!

This episode features Juicy Garland.

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Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter.

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The Fruition Five, or whatever you want to call them, head up to Kansas City to talk to the violinist/streamer -- and things get Unnatural™.

This episode features Juicy Garland.

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Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter.

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It's time to meet The Country Fair Five.

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Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter.

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Will our intrepid heroes unravel the awful avian enigma before they're all exsanguinated? Find out NOW in this thrilling conclusion to Operation: Zoonotic!

This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green.

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Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3.

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I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air, and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work?

This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green.

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Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3.

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A police officer named Gilbert Mackey. A conservation agent named Lem McLamb. A former exotic animal trainer/dealer named Billy Ray Weaver. And Billy Ray Weaver's parole officer, Melissa Brundle. These four drew the short straw and must perform a compliance check on Claussie Baxter and her Ozarks Family Bird Rescue and Conservation, a rundown hillbilly aviary in Stone County, Missouri.

This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green.

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Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3.

Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.