This one's quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy.

Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I'm a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

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Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

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Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman “Stump” Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won't be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job.

And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate is only here to sow chaos. But she's biding her time.

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Flaccid teeth are described during a discussion about what, exactly, is abetting. A flashback sets up what's coming.

This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?.

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Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "War" by Time Walk.

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Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" ... "Do You Want To Get Inside Me?"

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A line is drawn in the sand. A gun is drawn with no plan. A memory is drawn out to understand.

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Campari is red, Daddy is blue, who do you trust if you can't trust the news?

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Alternate titles:

Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs

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MAYBE EVEN CHECK OUT OUR RECENT REDDIT POSTS.

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Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God.

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Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew //

Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore //

Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married //

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