This is the hardest we've laughed in a long time. Plenty of plot on the next episode for you plotheads.

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Joe asked why I stopped doing the little stingers at the end. I told him they're only possible when we're way too squirrelly, so you be the judge of what that says about this session.

CW: Self-harm/mutilation from 28:45 until 31:28.

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Actions have consequences.

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We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of December and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO.

Every $5 = 1 raffle entry.

The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot, homebrewed and run by Zach, with Luke, Joe, and Thomas as your fellow players (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer).

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The CAN Van heads back to The City. But this doesn't quite feel like a victory.

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WARNING: this episode contains nasty puke/vomit/barf sounds. Gross. Also, there's a death. Look out!

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Have you really never looked at The Show Notes? They're gorg. And normally there's a nice little blurb about the episode here, but nothing good will come from the things that happen in this episode. Oofa doofa.

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How does the CAN crew make it out of The It Pit? Do they get stoned to death? Find out here in Episode 14!

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A group whooped. A troop's loop was hooped. A coop is lubed with a soup of poop and human gloop.

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It's lights out and away we go here just northeast of the Antillas Mayores.

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Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

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