Alternate titles:

Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs

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Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

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Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God.

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Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew //

Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore //

Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married //

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Many paths lie before our intrepid news team. Before choosing, one should trust the folks on their six (94.2).

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Alternate episode titles: Ask Jeeves-ing // Back on the Right Track // Bad Eggs in The City

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House emoji. HUMINT emoji. DMX emoji. I guess the latter two are requests.

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Fuck, y'all. Roleplaying is so much fun. You gotta get a game going. Shit's wild.

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This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a new Pettimore-centric Patreon arc written and run by Thomas! Joe, Luke, and Zach are playing Pettimores, back in the holler for the first time after the events of Season One for Ma Pettimore's 70th birthday, and they're sniffing at John's trail of clues toward his enormous and well-earned treasure.

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Wolf played "Get What You Need" by The Morells.

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So, gather up your jackets, move it to the exits

I hope you have found a friend

Closing time, every new beginning

Comes from some other beginning's end, yeah

This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook.

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Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman and "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

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