What if the system only works because we all agree to lie about it?

This week on Professionally Average, the guys tear into money, debt, sports, violence, and modern America — and end up questioning basically everything.

From the national debt and fake money, to scripted sports, pirates, duels, and why nothing feels authentic anymore, this episode spirals into one long “wait… hold up” moment.

One of our funniest and most unhinged conversations yet.

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What if we stopped pretending the future makes sense?

This week on Professionally Average, the guys dive headfirst into climate debates, evolution conspiracies, participation trophies, and why modern storytelling is completely broken. From saving the planet “for future generations” to wings and gills being the next step in human evolution, this episode is a non-stop spiral of hot takes, bad logic, and hilarious truth bombs.

Throw in Optimus Prime, Hallmark movies, Disney lies, and unrealistic expectations — and you’ve got one of our most unhinged conversations yet.

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It’s the last episode of the year and the boys are doing what they do best — talking nonsense, telling the truth, and absolutely oversharing.

In this episode of Professionally Average, we break down everything from Christmas chaos and questionable gift exchanges to New Year’s Eve plans, drinking traditions, and why resolutions are basically a scam. We cover it all — the good, the bad, and the wildly inappropriate.

From:

• Surviving the holidays without losing your sanity

• Why New Year’s Eve is the most overrated night of the year

• The real reason people make resolutions (and never keep them)

• Awkward family moments, questionable decisions, and drunk logic

• Reflecting on 2025, the wins, the losses, and the lessons

This one’s full of laughs, brutal honesty, and the kind of conversations you only have with your closest friends at 1 a.m.

Crack a drink, kick back, and welcome to the chaos.

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Ya dude it's December Christmas will be the topic till it's over. Get over it and listen anyway

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Talkin sh* & Tellin Lies!

Talkin sh* & Tellin Lies!

Talkin sh* & Tellin Lies!

Talkin sh* & Tellin Lies!