Yippee, you woke up today! Let's celebrate that! Gratitude is EVERYTHING. Gratitude for what you have, what you want, what you definitely will get! And even gratitude for piss. All over my house. Did I mention today is day 3 of potty training? WE GOT THIS PEOPLE! It’s important to focus on the progress, not just the outcomes. Life isn't always easy. Especially when the supreme court is trying to screw us over! Anyway I get REAL about my life story and I hope it helps you feel less alone….

TRIGGER WARNING: Being young is hard and I’m discussing statutory rape, emotional abuse, and the abortion I got when I was 15. My body, my choice.

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Episode Breakdown:

-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!

-00:11 Meditation time, don’t worry it’s just one minute long

-1:20 Five things you’re grateful for, GO!

-4:20 ONE small thing you want to manifest, visualize it

-7:00 It’s our JOB to share our gifts with the world 

-8:00 repeat after me: I DESERVE IT

-9:00 I want a son who’s potty trained & I read Oh Crap potty training method

-11:21 Day 3 of being naked and Pissed on ALL DAY

-15:35 The dark chocolate reward system because…PEEPEE ON THE POTTY IS A BIG DEAL!

-17:11 Did I mention we have a CHILDREN’S SHOW CALLED PAMMY’S WORLD!! I still can’t believe it 

-18:17 I cut my hair off so I could Mom Better 

-18:43 Saying yes to wayyyy too many things = D.A.R.E to “Just Say No”

-20:47 Idiot = I went from being a broke suicidal drug addict to living a happy, sober, successful life beyond my wildest dreams

-21:24 Idiots = All the stories I was too afraid to tell in my first book 

-21:45 I cannot BELIEVE we’re going backwards

-24:29 I played a pregnant virgin mary while ACTUALLY pregnant at 15

-26:03 It doesn’t matter WHY I decided to get an abortion, it’s my RIGHT 

-28:55 Amazing, Amazing Nicole <3

-30:11 You kinda have to laugh…

-33:20 My mom was nothing but compassionate & understanding 

-34:54 I hope my story can make someone feel less alone

-35:24 Back to the kiddos, I love you all so much

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