Proper Podcast

It’s time for you to channel that earth sign energy in your birthchart and PLAN something in your life. We’ve got you covered with a Proper Guide to a Summer Reset where your hosts give you tips on how to make the best of the season! From learning how to properly get a good source of vitamin D to just saying “yes”, this is our first official summer without restrictions so there’s no holding back!! Besides that, Lex reminisces on getting blocked and Mike gets a taste of luxury. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

The Kardashians (Series), Girl Interrupted (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code ALEXIS at checkout for 15% off

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You know when we say were gonna do something, we do it. Honored to introduce our first guest to Proper, THE Confidence Coach her self, Erika Eileen to the floor!!!!

In her short time on the scene, Erika (thestrategyslt_) has been featured in Cosmopolitan magazine as well ranked Top 20 podcasts in the self help category for her podcast, RATED E FOR ERIKA. Erika's mission is to support people in feeling sexy and free - both inside and outside of the bedroom. And we do just that in this weeks episode. Lex and Mike ask all of your questions from how to gain confidence trying something new in the bedroom, to gaining confidence exploring your sexuality, to even confidence within entrepreneurship — mother and father came prepared!!

Besides that, Lex and Mike get proper low and high with you, as they always do — the lows are lowing but I think we all can relate.. Anyways, Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Erika's BedEducated Code: ERIKA

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Proper does not endorse or encourage the use of illegal substances. Stay safe, party responsibly, and remember, laughter is the best rave accessory!

Mother always said to not accept candy from strangers but that went out the window this weekend while Mike was in Berlin or should we say, Game of Thrones. If you’re interested in learning about the Proper Ins n Outs of Rave Culture, then keep listening as Mike dives into his experience raving solo, with friends, and even some rats! Covering all things from s3x dungeons to a dance battle with a bride, there’s no holding back. Stay tuned to see how gynecology and techno cum together in this Proper Introduction to Rave Culture. Besides that, Lex unplugs while Mike butt plugs. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Vanderpump Rules

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Ever asked a guy a question and he unmatched you on Hinge, out the blue? So has Mike… so y'all are in this together! Note to self, don’t ask no questions 🫢 This week we have another proper update with Mother Lex realizing she’s a Miami 10 on Mother’s day, and Father Mike becoming Latina. Besides that, Lex accidentally encountered a live scissor show and Mike takes note of the none note. Anyways, C u next week ;) Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Pleasure (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Although we’re having a busy month, we will never leave you hanging. This week we have a proper update from Mother Lex, Father Mike, and our special guest, Mr. 305!!! Lex discusses manifesting a south Florida boyfriend, what happens behind the NYC Costco, and getting a BBL (a lymphatic drainage massage). Mike’s update involves getting a new career and leaving the podcast, which is why we have Mr. 305!! Besides that, they discuss their summer plans involving some Italian stallions. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Bupkis (Series), Love and Death (Series), and Big Little Lies (Series)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Ever wondered if your kinks are the same as everyone else’s? Lucky for you, we made us a Proper Guide to Kinks. Our founders talk everything kinky; from what exactly is a kink, the least and most common kinks, ways to self discover your kinks, and they kinda get kinky themselves. Besides that, Mikes dad saw Alexis’ ass, and Lex reverses roles and starts catcalling on the streets of New York. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Thirteen (Oldie but Goldie Movie), and Pleasure Uncut (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Todays mood: Alexa, play Lonely by Akon :/ Like do you ever feel lonely in a room filled with people? Living alone and feel extra lonely lately? We’ve got you covered this week with a Proper Guide to Loneliness. Our Proper Founders cover all things lonely from feeling it, going through it, and overcoming it. Using Lex's semi-healed perspective and Mike’s toxic extroverted habits, we’re sure you’ll find relation. Besides that, Mike realizes he needs therapy after he partied for 72 hours straight, and Lex is ready to get pregnant! Who's excited?? Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Close (Movie), Nespresso Coffee Machine (Lex's Link)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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We’re here to keep it real, keep it a BUCK and tbh we got BEEF. This week, Lex and Mike go on n on about their beef for literally 45 minutes… although they’d describe it as a ‘mini episode’. But we’re not talking about personal beef, we’re talking about the new IT GIRL show on Netflix called ‘Beef’. Besides that, Lex talks about surrendering and trusting the universe, and Mike gives advise on personal hygiene — although we all know he showers every 3 days… the audacity he has. Oh and they’re also gonna start building a commune — applications to apply require a 5-star rating and a follow on our Proper socials hehehehe. Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Beef (Series), Unstable (Series), Bodies Bodies Bodies (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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It’s only right we have a Proper celebration for our favorite holiday, 4/20!! But what’s your ideal blunt rotation — if you could smoke with anyone, who would it be?? This week, our Proper Founders play a little game of Proper Hot Boxes where they build blunt rotations based on their favorite reality celebs, artists, and the Michelin Man? Unsure… but there was no holding back on the creativity! Besides that, Lex gives us the tea on cuming and fainting… in that order, and Mike has a soft launch. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

X (Movie), Pearl (Movie), Shiva Baby (Movie), and Swarm (Series)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Since summer is approaching, we know what that means — the feral cats are OUTSIDE. Feral cats as in us… we… you… but, we’re DONE with the apps. So how do we approach them in person? What are some proper pickup lines? Our Proper Founders got you covered with pickup lines and their scenarios, what not to say, and ofcourse a pep talk to get you confident and ready to get your proper lay(s) all summer long! Besides that, Mike breaks up with the pod to become a Morality Marine, and Lex realizes that we’re all living in a simulation. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Magnolia Parks (BBC), Elite (Netflix), Swarm (series), X (movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.