Proper Podcast

We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and listening to your proper guides! We also dive into how to maintain a proper routine and developing healthy habits for the rest of the year. Besides that, Mike met horse girl and Lex stepped in horse shit!! Enjoy!

Proper Recommendations:

— Gen V (Show): 8/10

— The Housemaid Secrets (Book): 9/10

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On this week’s segment of AAA (Alexis’ Astrology Anonymous) we discover how scorpio moons are meant to suffer, and sh*t is just bound to go down this week with the moon double eclipsing. So some wise advice, go make that appointment with your therapist, or the señora at the botanica… regardless it’s anonymous!! Besides that, Lex breaks through some negative self talk, and Mike left a party for once! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Atomic Habits (BBC): 10/10

— Kath & Kim (Show): 8/10

— Look Away (Movie): 1/10

— Frayed (HBO): 10/10

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, never look sad! On some realness, shoutout to the ones struggling with addiction. This week we touch on all the above and then some of the below — including not having time to detox, bad bitches who don’t blink OR stutter, and being tall, dark, and mid?? Anyways, Lex tusseling with one of her boyfriends again (caught live for the pod) and Mike is back in his rat cage. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mindset Mentor with Rob Dial (Podcast): 9/10

— Us (Movie): 10/10

— DJ Radio (Spotify Feature)

— Totally Killer (Movie): 7/10

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You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY. Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a Proper conversation about astrology, the economy, and being unemployed of course!! We’re just two rats speaking too rats!! We also get serious and talk about the crippling anxiety one can feel in dating, the pressure to have an active sex life, and the fear of being alone. Besides that, Lex starts a trend and Mike is no longer a Michelin star chef. Enjoy!! 

Proper Recommendations:

— The Boys (Show): 8/10

— Ma (Movie): 8.5/10

— Love Is Blind (Season 5): 8.5/10

— Blondie in China (Youtuber)

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You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Y’all don’t wanna talk about 9/11 though!! But neither do we… but Mariah Carey does… and she’s our guest today!! You know we playing, but we do have a real life celebrity on the pod and it’s your Proper Host!! Lex gets into influencer life and sharing her experience on her first brand trip, while Mike gets into how he is actually THE Florida Man. Besides that your hosts get into a degree of topics like getting too comfortable with being comfortable, being bed-less, and yaks! Shoutout to the blue collar kings out there. Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Sitting in Bars With Cake (Movie): 9/10

— Beaches from 1988 (Movie)

— Sancurary (Movie) — 4/10

— Black Bear (Proper Cult Classic | Movie): 9/10

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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If you gain anything from this episode, it’s to remember that you can be a dumb b*tch and a smart b*tch at the same time. You don’t have to choose!! We can honestly smell the lack of therapy on yo breath though so let’s fix that! Maybe while you do that, our Proper Hosts can fix the stench of projection they portrayed this week. It was a rough one for most of us but we thrive!! Regardless, we promise to help you escape reality during our hour long chat. Besides that, Lex and Mike are fighting!! Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Talk To Me (Movie), Selling OC (Netflix Season 2)

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Message for our overthinkers: Sometimes you just gotta tell ya self to STFU!! Which is one thing our proper hosts were incapable of doing this week. With a whole lotta $hit talking also came some pi$s talking. But you know your hosts always get deep (yeah) and went over topics like pressure from immigrant parents, breaking unhealthy habits, and un-shy b0oty h0les. Besides that, Lex is dating herself again and Mike discovers that he’s a personality hire! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Solo Date Ya Self!!, Maid (Show), Fika (Swedish Pastry n Coffee)

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Feeling burnt out recently? It’s that last quarter blues but we have a solution for you: Listen to this mf podcast — it’ll only take you 32 hours!! Fr though, life is too short for small things to bother you… and ya’ll know what things we’re referring to… so girl. let. him. go!! Your proper hosts get vulnerable (aka overshare) this episode covering topics like adult hormonal acne, hustle culture, burnout, and filthy rich men. Besides that, Lex got beef with a DJ and Mike is… tired. Thats all, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Hanna (Movie), Becoming Supernatural (Lex's BBC)

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Is the self development craze pushing us further from connection? Regardless, we’ve decided that Lex and life are wayyyy too short to be stressed. Also, stop beating yourself up for being loving!! Real question is, should she spit in his face? Make this make sense by listening to this weeks episode!! Besides that, Lex’s yoga instructor fantasy cums to life and Mike is in his bruja era!! Enjoy!!

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Let’s keep it real and raw, is rejection even real? This week, your Proper Hosts dive into the concept of rejection and how to cope through it, because remember - rejection is a form of projection. Our hosts also dive into topics like: involuntary celibacy, dry hunching, a cult called Texas, and dooms day. Besides that, Lex talks about having meat in her mouth at all times while Mike tries out for Love Island Sweden! Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Vengeance (Movie), Lucy (Movie)

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Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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