Although we’re having a busy month, we will never leave you hanging. This week we have a proper update from Mother Lex, Father Mike, and our special guest, Mr. 305!!! Lex discusses manifesting a south Florida boyfriend, what happens behind the NYC Costco, and getting a BBL (a lymphatic drainage massage). Mike’s update involves getting a new career and leaving the podcast, which is why we have Mr. 305!! Besides that, they discuss their summer plans involving some Italian stallions. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Bupkis (Series), Love and Death (Series), and Big Little Lies (Series)

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Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

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Ever wondered if your kinks are the same as everyone else’s? Lucky for you, we made us a Proper Guide to Kinks. Our founders talk everything kinky; from what exactly is a kink, the least and most common kinks, ways to self discover your kinks, and they kinda get kinky themselves. Besides that, Mikes dad saw Alexis’ ass, and Lex reverses roles and starts catcalling on the streets of New York. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Thirteen (Oldie but Goldie Movie), and Pleasure Uncut (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

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Todays mood: Alexa, play Lonely by Akon :/ Like do you ever feel lonely in a room filled with people? Living alone and feel extra lonely lately? We’ve got you covered this week with a Proper Guide to Loneliness. Our Proper Founders cover all things lonely from feeling it, going through it, and overcoming it. Using Lex's semi-healed perspective and Mike’s toxic extroverted habits, we’re sure you’ll find relation. Besides that, Mike realizes he needs therapy after he partied for 72 hours straight, and Lex is ready to get pregnant! Who's excited?? Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Close (Movie), Nespresso Coffee Machine (Lex's Link)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

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We’re here to keep it real, keep it a BUCK and tbh we got BEEF. This week, Lex and Mike go on n on about their beef for literally 45 minutes… although they’d describe it as a ‘mini episode’. But we’re not talking about personal beef, we’re talking about the new IT GIRL show on Netflix called ‘Beef’. Besides that, Lex talks about surrendering and trusting the universe, and Mike gives advise on personal hygiene — although we all know he showers every 3 days… the audacity he has. Oh and they’re also gonna start building a commune — applications to apply require a 5-star rating and a follow on our Proper socials hehehehe. Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Beef (Series), Unstable (Series), Bodies Bodies Bodies (Movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Harper: Use code GoWildeAlexis15 at checkout for 15% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

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It’s only right we have a Proper celebration for our favorite holiday, 4/20!! But what’s your ideal blunt rotation — if you could smoke with anyone, who would it be?? This week, our Proper Founders play a little game of Proper Hot Boxes where they build blunt rotations based on their favorite reality celebs, artists, and the Michelin Man? Unsure… but there was no holding back on the creativity! Besides that, Lex gives us the tea on cuming and fainting… in that order, and Mike has a soft launch. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

X (Movie), Pearl (Movie), Shiva Baby (Movie), and Swarm (Series)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

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Since summer is approaching, we know what that means — the feral cats are OUTSIDE. Feral cats as in us… we… you… but, we’re DONE with the apps. So how do we approach them in person? What are some proper pickup lines? Our Proper Founders got you covered with pickup lines and their scenarios, what not to say, and ofcourse a pep talk to get you confident and ready to get your proper lay(s) all summer long! Besides that, Mike breaks up with the pod to become a Morality Marine, and Lex realizes that we’re all living in a simulation. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Magnolia Parks (BBC), Elite (Netflix), Swarm (series), X (movie)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

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Got the first date gitters?? We got you covered!! Alexis and Mike did their proper parent duties to get you all prepped and ready for your first date(s). Lex gives a pep talk as an amazing mother does, and Mike preps some ice breaker questions for you. Be sure to listen to this while you get ready!!Besides that, Mike is getting set up on a blind date and Alexis reminisces on a previous proper munch from her expired roster… sad. Anyways, enjoy!!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

The Mindy Project (series), Triangle of Sadness (movie), MA (movie), The Innocents (movie), Mike's bussy poppin playlist (Spotify Playlist)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Leave Lex a #SephoraSquad review to increase her chances!

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

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It can be tough being the only one in your family who moved away from your hometown, but we’re here to relate. Your hosts, Alexis & Mike, get into some deep level s**t around visiting your hometown as an adult… who moved away. With each of them having semi different experiences, we’re sure you’ll find some relatability in the changes of family dynamic. Besides that, we are going through a PROPER CONSTRUCTION — so bare with us. Mike threatens any trademark infringers with Mr. Alex Murdaugh and Alexis plans on getting a tattoo on her jawline. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations mentioned:

Triangle of Sadness (Movie), Peaky Blinders (Series), Birthday Girl (BBC — Lex's Baddie Book Club)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

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That’s right, we broke up… or did we? You’ll have to find out in this weeks episode as Alexis and Mike get real with their Off Duty Baddies. Today’s chat is filled with transitions, growth, and lawsuits. Besides that, Mike is getting kicked out of Sweden and Alexis is struggling with being a proper adult… at her big age. Anyways, enjoy!!

Recommendations mentioned:

Everything Everywhere All At Once (Movie), Banshee’s of Insherine (Movie), Murdaugh Murders (Docu), Summer House (Reality TV)

Follow us @offduty______ to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/theoffdutypodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

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Concert szn is approaching us so it was only right that the OD Founders did a story time of their best concert moments. Listen up for this exclusive story time!! SPOILER: Aly & AJ are fans of the podcast 🤭 Besides that, Lex’s tampa accent is stronger than ever and Mike is finally out of his spiral. Enjoy!!

Recommendations mentioned:

Christine (Movie), RHONJ (Show), RHONY (Show), Voices From The Drug Culture (Book)

Follow us @offduty______ to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/theoffdutypodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail

Have Mike edit your podcasts

Notion-ista Templates

Rip to our immaterial girl ❤️

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