Proper Podcast

You’re not hallucinating, this is not a drill, WE ARE BACK!!! Welcome to Season 2 (??) Episode 58 of PROPER!!! We’re so happy to be back with you every week, every Tuesday, to properly talk our sh*t!!

Please know how missed you were. We literally thought about you everyday that we didn’t speak!!

Now for the episode and what to expect — a 2024 wrapped of wtf has been happening on our end!! We’ve gained a few exes, we share one, and we survived a ghost experience!! Im so proud of us :) Lock in for some updates on previous characters and some new ones, a call from the proper plug and some real confessions on why it took us so long to start up again. 

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We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel it less right? Speaking of feelings, scorpio men… We’ll leave that there for you to dissect. Just like how we dissected uncut papis, shmegma, the blackberry era, jealousy from an attention seeker, mercury going into retrograde, and more! Besides that, Lex has a confrontation while Mike is on an apology tour. Enjoy!!

— American Nightmare (Show): 6.5/10

— Blackberry (Movie): 9/10

— Scarface (Movie): 10/10

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

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Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break up (aka the 5 stages of grief), and this is for all breakups, big or small!! We accept it all… Including now accepting calls and texts from YOU. That’s right, the highly requested Proper Hotline is now open and ready for you to use! Leave us a voicemail or text us at +1 813-444-8023 for some proper advise! Besides that, Lex pulls the plug again, while Mike is faced with his twin flame (a crackhead a 2am). Anyways, Enjoy!!

— Black Bird (Show): 10/10

— Upgraded (Movie): 8/10

— Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Show): 9/10

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We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally gets her moment to be on top (ANTM Style) while also going through a break up (they lasted six weeks). Mike went overboard again and played in the snow (for the third time this month) while also becoming your next favorite fitness influencer (she’s healthy!). You know they love balance… Showing you the Proper Highs n Lows of life, if you will. Besides that, Lex can’t even eat cheesy ramen n watch love island any more while Mike can’t stand someone who don’t know how to appreciate! Anyways, enjoy!!

— 2 On by Tinashe (Song): 10/10

— The Untethered Soul (Book): 8/10

— You Hurt My Feelings (Movie): 8/10

— Griselda (Show): 10/10

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You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real question is, do you wash your puffers?? Your Proper Host get into some NDA type sh*t with some exclusive influencer insider tea on this past NYFW, along with a Proper Course on how to fight men off in the club. We know our PoW’s is hot commodities!! Besides that, Lex is spiraling over a crush again and Mike is spiraling over a cancer… Anyways, Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Anatomy of the Fall (Movie): 9/10

— The Staircase (Movie): 8.5/10

— Love Island UK: Allstars (TV Show): 7.5/10

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We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will. Let’s talk more about it via DM!! Talk soon xx

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This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper shower… of cream and love. We also treating you to a brand new proper segment called Mike’s Fear FACTor where we discover a Florida law about zoophiles and stinky girls. Along with a quick pop culture segment about Bravo Culture and Real Housewives of New York. Besides that, Lex is the 1 girl we just spoke of and Mike was lost and then found again. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Predestination (Movie): 3/10

— Monster (Movie): 10/10

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One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, PP requested episode talking all thing BUSINESS: From starting a business (with a best friend), betting on yourself, breaking up with a business partner/bestfriend, pivoting as an entrepreneur, and when to know it’s time to let something go. Besides that, Lex uses the hard “N” and Mike uses dating apps like Pokemon Go. Enjoy!!  

Proper Recommendations:

— In the Earth (Movie): 6.5/10

— The Beasts (Movie): 8/10

— Griselda (Show): 9/10

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Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

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We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas, the assassins, and the ain't shit men — this ones for YOU! Ya Proper Hosts get into all things like being inexperienced with dating/relationships, being a sugar baby, snowing in the club, cocaine eyes, renting a boyfriend, and undercover girl bosses. But did you know ASMR hoes got the best throat game?? Anyways, besides that Lex had a proper sleepover and Mike relapsed (again). Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Monster (Movie): 10/10

— Self Reliance (Movie): 6.5/10

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First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, manifestation and ADHD. Second off, sit up straight while you listen and reach real high for a laugh today since a whole lotta cents wasn’t made… Cents would be made though if you used the codes linked below. Anyways, your Proper Hosts reflect on our year together and go through a Proper Wrapped of lows, highs, nuts and recs; along with mp3 nostalgia, how gay men flirt, getting shared by him and his friend, self sabotage and scarcity mindset in dating, the FCAT and more!! The list goes on as well as this show. Cheers to another year in the Proper Commune! We love you xx

Proper Recommendations:

— Flock (Book): 10/10

— Life for Sale (Book): 9/10

— Possessor (Movie): 8/10

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Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

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You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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