Y’all don’t wanna talk about 9/11 though!! But neither do we… but Mariah Carey does… and she’s our guest today!! You know we playing, but we do have a real life celebrity on the pod and it’s your Proper Host!! Lex gets into influencer life and sharing her experience on her first brand trip, while Mike gets into how he is actually THE Florida Man. Besides that your hosts get into a degree of topics like getting too comfortable with being comfortable, being bed-less, and yaks! Shoutout to the blue collar kings out there. Anyways, enjoy!!

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— Beaches from 1988 (Movie)

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If you gain anything from this episode, it’s to remember that you can be a dumb b*tch and a smart b*tch at the same time. You don’t have to choose!! We can honestly smell the lack of therapy on yo breath though so let’s fix that! Maybe while you do that, our Proper Hosts can fix the stench of projection they portrayed this week. It was a rough one for most of us but we thrive!! Regardless, we promise to help you escape reality during our hour long chat. Besides that, Lex and Mike are fighting!! Enjoy!!

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Talk To Me (Movie), Selling OC (Netflix Season 2)

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Message for our overthinkers: Sometimes you just gotta tell ya self to STFU!! Which is one thing our proper hosts were incapable of doing this week. With a whole lotta $hit talking also came some pi$s talking. But you know your hosts always get deep (yeah) and went over topics like pressure from immigrant parents, breaking unhealthy habits, and un-shy b0oty h0les. Besides that, Lex is dating herself again and Mike discovers that he’s a personality hire! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Solo Date Ya Self!!, Maid (Show), Fika (Swedish Pastry n Coffee)

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Feeling burnt out recently? It’s that last quarter blues but we have a solution for you: Listen to this mf podcast — it’ll only take you 32 hours!! Fr though, life is too short for small things to bother you… and ya’ll know what things we’re referring to… so girl. let. him. go!! Your proper hosts get vulnerable (aka overshare) this episode covering topics like adult hormonal acne, hustle culture, burnout, and filthy rich men. Besides that, Lex got beef with a DJ and Mike is… tired. Thats all, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Hanna (Movie), Becoming Supernatural (Lex's BBC)

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Is the self development craze pushing us further from connection? Regardless, we’ve decided that Lex and life are wayyyy too short to be stressed. Also, stop beating yourself up for being loving!! Real question is, should she spit in his face? Make this make sense by listening to this weeks episode!! Besides that, Lex’s yoga instructor fantasy cums to life and Mike is in his bruja era!! Enjoy!!

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Let’s keep it real and raw, is rejection even real? This week, your Proper Hosts dive into the concept of rejection and how to cope through it, because remember - rejection is a form of projection. Our hosts also dive into topics like: involuntary celibacy, dry hunching, a cult called Texas, and dooms day. Besides that, Lex talks about having meat in her mouth at all times while Mike tries out for Love Island Sweden! Enjoy!!

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Vengeance (Movie), Lucy (Movie)

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Repeat after me: Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving — now leave a 5-star review to claim this message!! Proper is getting old and so is our tolerance for fixer uppers… aka MEN. We’ve got celebrations, updates, and random bull$hite to feed you this week so stay ready. Besides that, Lex tore her pu$$y at solid core again, and Mike is actually moving to NYC!! Enjoy!!

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Insecure (TV Show), Grand Budapest Hotel (Movie), Glass Onion (Movie)

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PSA for the men: Get in tune with ya self and journal! PSA for the ladies: realize his real lies… YEAH. Real question is, would you let your man have his bachelor trip in Colombia? If your answer is yes, listen to this episode right now to gain some clarity, girl. Your proper hosts also get into attachment styles in dating, argument boundaries, and how men should be more emotional. Besides that, Lex suffers from SULS (severe upper lip sweat) and Mike suffers from not getting enough attention. Anyways, enjoy!! 

Recommendations:

The Perfection (Movie), The Handmaid (BBC), Temptation Island (TV Show), Atomic Blonde (Movie), Selfcare (for the men)

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Question of the week is — why is it so hard to catch a nut these days? We’re truly just trying to be in our rat girl era but the universe has other plans… That’s right, one of our Proper Hosts is on the verge of getting cuffed!! Did we mentioned we’re also in our delulu era? All we ask is to please come together as we pray for Mother Lex to get the proper plugging she deserves. Besides that, Lex encounters THE candy man, and Mike get’s a haircut that has him looking like Aron Piper. Anyways, enjoy!!

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Survival of the Thickest (Netflix) and The Housemaid (BBC)

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Would you date someone who lives in your apartment building? What if there were multiple prospects, would you be choosey or date them all? Listen to your proper hosts this week as they get into it and share some personal stories along with some none personal ones involving an ugly man who cheated… sad. Besides that, Lex get’s unblocked for the fourth time and Mike comes out as a bottom! Enjoy!!

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The Perfect Marriage (Book), Self Care (ClassPass), Murder on the Orient Express (Book), King of Staten Island

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