2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations about being “too much” for someone who’s really too little, partners that lie, daddy issue revelations, and toxic patterns. Besides that, Lex arguing with a sassy spiderman and Mike had bareback $ex in congress?? Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Dune (Book): 8/10

— Why Women Kill Season 1 (Show): 9/10

— Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé: 10/10

— Saving new contacts with profile pics (a way to humanize during this digital age, especially with dating!!)

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Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of choking, we get into asphyxiation kinks along with distinguishing squirters and creamers, some dating updates and some story times (part one to next week) well yes!! Besides that, Lex is unemployed again and Mike is employed!! Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mocha Red Nails

— Why Women Kill (Show)

— Leave the World Behind (Movie)

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Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answer, you’re still proper!! We also get expert tips on how to suck d*ck, self plug, and goal set. Besides that, Lex gives updates on her current hinge victims and Mike gets cheated on!! Enjoy!

Proper Recommendations:

— Crying in Hmart (Book)

— Minx (Show)

— Notion Templates (Lex's Temps)

— Wearing cute sets to sleep (Amazon List)

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Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferences, pu$$y aesthetics, a$$ play (introducing it to your man), cults n communes, Helen Keller and more!! Besides that, Lex is living in a hallmark movie and gives major updates on her dating life (she’s getting into throuple!!), while Mike cries on his birthday! Enjoy!

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Proper Recommendations:

— Haunt (Movie): 7.5/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Ego Tunnel (Book): 7/10

— Girl Interrupted (Book): 8/10

— Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Game): 10/10

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Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they do not know!! Seasonal depression has taken over and they are floating by, overcumming, and cuming over — while also standing on business!! Again, trying to anyways… y’all know how it is!! We’ve got a light dating life update, some fake news, and some lies were told this episode — like when we said we was standing on business. Anywayssss, Lex is sober and Mike keeps having the same first date. Enjoy!!

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Proper Recommendations:

— To Catch a Killer (Movie): 8/10

— Still Alice (Movie): 10/10

— No Hard Feelings (Movie): 9/10

— Gia (Movie): 6/10

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You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is honestly filled with heavy big bro/big sis advice as they also dive into advice on a toxic relationship. If you have the urge to look through your partners phone, would you?? Answer now on Spotify (or by DMing us)! Besides that, Lex has Klarna working overtime and Mike got ghosted after sharing the pod to a lover. Enjoy!!

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Proper Recommendations:

— Assassination Nation (Movie): 8/10

— The Boys (TV Show): 8/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Spiraling Higher Podcast (Episode 25): 10/10

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We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and listening to your proper guides! We also dive into how to maintain a proper routine and developing healthy habits for the rest of the year. Besides that, Mike met horse girl and Lex stepped in horse shit!! Enjoy!

Proper Recommendations:

— Gen V (Show): 8/10

— The Housemaid Secrets (Book): 9/10

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The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On this week’s segment of AAA (Alexis’ Astrology Anonymous) we discover how scorpio moons are meant to suffer, and sh*t is just bound to go down this week with the moon double eclipsing. So some wise advice, go make that appointment with your therapist, or the señora at the botanica… regardless it’s anonymous!! Besides that, Lex breaks through some negative self talk, and Mike left a party for once! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Atomic Habits (BBC): 10/10

— Kath & Kim (Show): 8/10

— Look Away (Movie): 1/10

— Frayed (HBO): 10/10

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Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, never look sad! On some realness, shoutout to the ones struggling with addiction. This week we touch on all the above and then some of the below — including not having time to detox, bad bitches who don’t blink OR stutter, and being tall, dark, and mid?? Anyways, Lex tusseling with one of her boyfriends again (caught live for the pod) and Mike is back in his rat cage. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mindset Mentor with Rob Dial (Podcast): 9/10

— Us (Movie): 10/10

— DJ Radio (Spotify Feature)

— Totally Killer (Movie): 7/10

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This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY. Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a Proper conversation about astrology, the economy, and being unemployed of course!! We’re just two rats speaking too rats!! We also get serious and talk about the crippling anxiety one can feel in dating, the pressure to have an active sex life, and the fear of being alone. Besides that, Lex starts a trend and Mike is no longer a Michelin star chef. Enjoy!! 

Proper Recommendations:

— The Boys (Show): 8/10

— Ma (Movie): 8.5/10

— Love Is Blind (Season 5): 8.5/10

— Blondie in China (Youtuber)

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