Proper Podcast

Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along with some insight in introducing slapping to your (s3x) partner, virgos being manipulators (and business women), crying about acne, and gettin tied up like a christmas pig. Besides that, Lex got mistaken for a model by a model and Mike is slapping men for free. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Past Lives (Movie): 10/10

— Getting smacked during s3x (Freaky): TBD

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched them? What’s your rating? Let us know your thoughts! xx

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Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out story! Being that we have a personal story on the docket, it’s only right we have some therapy 101, a Triple A segment, and a proper cry all in one! Your hosts go through an identity crisis, seasonal depression, and social anxiety in the same breath… like we said it’s a bit of a downer but the entertainment is still sprinkled! Besides that, Lex get’s unmatched and Mike goes from basic party girl to layered caring being. Enjoy!

Proper Recommendations:

— TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

— Spiraling Higher Episode 25 (Podcast): 10/10

— Salt Burn & May December (Breakdown Bonus episode available tomorrow!!)

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

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Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting something soft in your mouth… Along with other topics like dropping babies, self sabotage, using escapism through dating, shrooms n sex parties, having businesses and more! The main takeaway of all of these conversations is that hurt people hurt people!! Besides that, Lex admits to some federal offenses and Mike made a man his high… which is crazy. Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Saltburn (Movie): 7.5/10

— May December (Movie): 8/10

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations about being “too much” for someone who’s really too little, partners that lie, daddy issue revelations, and toxic patterns. Besides that, Lex arguing with a sassy spiderman and Mike had bareback $ex in congress?? Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Dune (Book): 8/10

— Why Women Kill Season 1 (Show): 9/10

— Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé: 10/10

— Saving new contacts with profile pics (a way to humanize during this digital age, especially with dating!!)

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CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of choking, we get into asphyxiation kinks along with distinguishing squirters and creamers, some dating updates and some story times (part one to next week) well yes!! Besides that, Lex is unemployed again and Mike is employed!! Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mocha Red Nails

— Why Women Kill (Show)

— Leave the World Behind (Movie)

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

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Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answer, you’re still proper!! We also get expert tips on how to suck d*ck, self plug, and goal set. Besides that, Lex gives updates on her current hinge victims and Mike gets cheated on!! Enjoy!

Proper Recommendations:

— Crying in Hmart (Book)

— Minx (Show)

— Notion Templates (Lex's Temps)

— Wearing cute sets to sleep (Amazon List)

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferences, pu$$y aesthetics, a$$ play (introducing it to your man), cults n communes, Helen Keller and more!! Besides that, Lex is living in a hallmark movie and gives major updates on her dating life (she’s getting into throuple!!), while Mike cries on his birthday! Enjoy!

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Proper Recommendations:

— Haunt (Movie): 7.5/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Ego Tunnel (Book): 7/10

— Girl Interrupted (Book): 8/10

— Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Game): 10/10

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they do not know!! Seasonal depression has taken over and they are floating by, overcumming, and cuming over — while also standing on business!! Again, trying to anyways… y’all know how it is!! We’ve got a light dating life update, some fake news, and some lies were told this episode — like when we said we was standing on business. Anywayssss, Lex is sober and Mike keeps having the same first date. Enjoy!!

Also — shop Cómoda and use exclusive code PROPER to shop small (and Lex's brand!!)

Proper Recommendations:

— To Catch a Killer (Movie): 8/10

— Still Alice (Movie): 10/10

— No Hard Feelings (Movie): 9/10

— Gia (Movie): 6/10

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

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Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

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You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is honestly filled with heavy big bro/big sis advice as they also dive into advice on a toxic relationship. If you have the urge to look through your partners phone, would you?? Answer now on Spotify (or by DMing us)! Besides that, Lex has Klarna working overtime and Mike got ghosted after sharing the pod to a lover. Enjoy!!

Also — shop Cómoda and use exclusive code PROPER to help Lex out :)

Proper Recommendations:

— Assassination Nation (Movie): 8/10

— The Boys (TV Show): 8/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Spiraling Higher Podcast (Episode 25): 10/10

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —

Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

Produced by: Mike Kandov

Have Mike edit your podcasts

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.