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  • Episode 30: Thirty, Dirty and Thriving

    Repeat after me: Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving — now leave a 5-star review to claim this message!! Proper is getting old and so is our tolerance for fixer uppers… aka MEN. We’ve got celebrations, updates, and random bull$hite to feed you this week so stay ready. Besides that, Lex tore her pu$$y at solid core again, and Mike is actually moving to NYC!! Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Insecure (TV Show), Grand Budapest Hotel (Movie), Glass Onion (Movie)


    Proper Partners:

    TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

    Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

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    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  • Episode 29: Anxious Attachment, Avoidant Attachment, and Delulu Attachment Styles

    PSA for the men: Get in tune with ya self and journal! PSA for the ladies: realize his real lies… YEAH. Real question is, would you let your man have his bachelor trip in Colombia? If your answer is yes, listen to this episode right now to gain some clarity, girl. Your proper hosts also get into attachment styles in dating, argument boundaries, and how men should be more emotional. Besides that, Lex suffers from SULS (severe upper lip sweat) and Mike suffers from not getting enough attention. Anyways, enjoy!! 


    Recommendations:

    The Perfection (Movie), The Handmaid (BBC), Temptation Island (TV Show), Atomic Blonde (Movie), Selfcare (for the men)


    Proper Partners:

    TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

    Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  • Episode 28: Men’s Frontal Lobe Era, Catching a Nut, and a Proper Situationshit

    Question of the week is — why is it so hard to catch a nut these days? We’re truly just trying to be in our rat girl era but the universe has other plans… That’s right, one of our Proper Hosts is on the verge of getting cuffed!! Did we mentioned we’re also in our delulu era? All we ask is to please come together as we pray for Mother Lex to get the proper plugging she deserves. Besides that, Lex encounters THE candy man, and Mike get’s a haircut that has him looking like Aron Piper. Anyways, enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Survival of the Thickest (Netflix) and The Housemaid (BBC)


    Proper Partners:

    TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

    Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  • Episode 27: City Girl Dating, Getting Unblocked, and Ugly Men Who Cheat

    Would you date someone who lives in your apartment building? What if there were multiple prospects, would you be choosey or date them all? Listen to your proper hosts this week as they get into it and share some personal stories along with some none personal ones involving an ugly man who cheated… sad. Besides that, Lex get’s unblocked for the fourth time and Mike comes out as a bottom! Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    The Perfect Marriage (Book), Self Care (ClassPass), Murder on the Orient Express (Book), King of Staten Island


    Proper Partners:

    TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

    Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 26: Hormonal Acne, Chewing on Vitamins, and Why Men Should Pay On First Dates

    What are your thoughts on paying on the first date? Should it be the woman or the man (for a het relationship ofcourse)? Does it even make a difference? Another question though, how do you feel about your partner dancing with other people? Listen this week to hear two polar opposite opinions and decide who you align with more. Besides that, we congratulate Lex finally getting her period and Mike taking a leave from raving… for 3 days. Anyways, Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Verity (BBC), Barbie Movie, Joyride (Movie) and go to a concert solo!


    Proper Partners:

    TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

    CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

    Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!

    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 25: Rat Girl Aesthetic, Saggiterrorist, and Proper Styling 101

    Wanna be on top? Us too. Despite attempting soft girl summer, we’re still proper whores at heart, hehehe. This week is a proper chaotic one as your Hosts dive into multiple topics and nostalgic memories, including loving men but not trusting them, being a healed Saggiterrorist, and our old Youtube Channel attempt. But that’s not all, we also give you proper styling tips, (for men and women and everything in between) from an actual stylist!! Besides that, Lex discovers she is the Latina Marilyn Monroe, and Mike goes to the police — to report whom? You’ll find out. Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Suzume (Anime), A Silent Voice (Anime)


    It's Prime Week! Shop Lex's Amazon Store Front <3


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

    CocoSwim code coming next episode!! <3

    BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

    Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

    ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

    Harper: Use code ALEXIS at checkout for 15% off

    Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!


    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  • Episode 24: Mediocre D*ck, Breaking Celibacy, and Matching Energies

    What are your thoughts on matching energies? Like if someone you’re dating starts to pull back, would you do the same? How about if your closest friend started to act out of character, would you match their energy and be aggy back? Find out, this week as your hosts have a Proper Chat about matching energies, difficulty dating, and being attracted to toxicity. Besides that, Lex finally tans her bussy for self-care Sunday, and Mike is finally sober… from water! Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Catch Me If You Can (Movie), Love Island UK (Newest Season)


    It's Prime Week! Shop Lex's Amazon Store Front <3


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

    BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

    Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

    ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

    Harper: Use code ALEXIS at checkout for 15% off

    Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!


    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 23: Blind Assassins, Energy Leeches, and Friendship Breakups

    Going through a friendship breakup? Thinking about breaking up a friendship? Us too… Thats right, we’re officially done!! Hehehehe kidding!! Our Proper Hosts do get serious this episode in discussing friendship breakups, their own experiences with them, how to identify if you should distance yourself from a friend and a how-to proper guide on getting through these breakups. Basically everything but their own friendship breaking up at one point 🤭 PERO, thats a topic for a different day. Besides that, Lex decides Shakespeare is canceled while Mike gets canceled from raving. Enjoy!!


    Proper Recommendations:

    Infinity Pool (now on Hulu), Murder Mystery Movies (Netflix)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

    BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

    Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

    ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

    Harper: Use code ALEXIS at checkout for 15% off

    Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

    Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!


    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  • Episode 22: Purity Rings, Proper Plugging, and Getting Over the Fear of Living

    Constantly overthinking? Feeling held back from doing what you want? Tik tik tok bi*** time is up!! Out with that old headspace and in with the new — this week, while your Proper Hosts serve you something real n raw. The proper guides use their own proper guides to then proper guide you once more, because this is a growth podcast!! Besides that, Lex shares how she’s talking to three men who aren't talking to her back, and Mike discovers some gay news about purity rings! Enjoy!!


    Recommendations:

    The Four Agreements (Baddie Book Club), A 4D Movie Experience, Based on a True Story (Show)


    Follow us @theproperpodcast to write in & stay tuned. Our website for episode links: msha.ke/properpodcast

    You can find Alexis @thankulexx and Mike @mikekandov —


    Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

    BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

    Jot: Coffee Concentrate done right! Use my code THANKULEXX20 at checkout for 20% off

    ThirdLove: Use code ALEXIS15 at checkout for 15% off!

    Harper: Use code ALEXIS at checkout for 15% off

    Lex's Amazon Store Front: Shop her curated finds!

    Class Pass 2 Week Free Trail


    Wanna read our episodes instead? We got you here!


    Directed by: Alexis Fernandez

    Produced by: Mike Kandov

    Have Mike edit your podcasts

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 6 min

About Proper Podcast

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Welcome to PROPER, the comedy podcast that brings you genuine conversations about pop culture, dating, personal stories, and self-development. Hosted by Alexis Fernandez (

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