Joining in the bonds of holy matrimony isn’t enough for Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, oh no. Their honeymoon turns serious when Bella learns she’s somehow pregnant (spoiler alert: it’s Edward’s). After baby Renesmee is born, Edward finally turns Bella into a vampire, supercharging her power: she is now more boring than humanly possible. The Volturi get wind of a forbidden hybrid baby. Jacob swears to protect Bella and the kid but proves fairly useless, so thank goodness for Alice’s precognition and preternatural planning skills.

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• You really were just going to let Charlie think you had died, Bella?

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Steph, Kara, and an all-star lineup of guests perform the script for 4x4, “Fear, Itself.” Join these podcast hosts as they relive the spooks and scares of a frat house Halloween party gone wrong. Buffy feels broken, Willow is a little too enthusiastic about her magic, and Xander feels left out. But don’t worry, everyone: Giles has a sombrero! And a chainsaw!

This ain’t your mother’s band candy…. 

Featuring Slayerfest ’98 hosts Ian Carlos Crawford and Brett White, who also hosts Must Have Seen TV. 

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Snow might have kept the Prophecy Girls from reuniting in person in December, but it didn’t stop them from watching another Twilight movie together! Steph and Kara review Eclipse. As Bella pressures Edward to make an honest vampire out of her, the Cullens’ nemesis builds a vampire army of her own. Can vampires and werewolves put aside their age-old hatred one of another to unite and protect Forks from ravenous newborns? Will Bella and Edward just do it already? When will Jacob get the message that she’s just not that into him? Find out all this and more.

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• How Jacob is like Teddy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Trigger warnings

Blood, death, sexual assault

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What a way to end a season! Two out of three Summers women are dead, Glory vanquished, the Scoobies left to pick up the pieces. We review the fifth season in its entirety.

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• Death as Buffy’s gift, and what it means for the series

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Buffy threatens to kill anyone who stands in the way of saving Dawn, even if that means all of Earth descends into chaos as the dimensions bleed together while Dawn bleeds out. As the Scoobies gear up for their deadliest confrontation yet, Buffy must finally understand why death is her gift.

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• Which episodes count as apocalypses

Trigger warnings

Blood, confinement, death, mental illness

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With Buffy catatonic, Willow takes charge. While she focuses on rousing Buffy from within her own mind, Xander and Spike investigate Ben’s mysterious connection to Glory, Anya looks after Tara, and Giles recovers from being nearly stabbed to death mere hours earlier. Meanwhile, Dawn discovers that gods are not the most gracious hosts.

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• Buffy is just a little bit stressed

Trigger warnings

Kidnapping, medical content, mental illness

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Glory knows Dawn is the Key, and there is nothing left for Buffy to do but run. But the Boys (of Byzantium) are back in town as well, and they too want to find (and kill) the Key. With all her enemies closing in, can Buffy keep Dawn safe? And at cost?

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• The LARPers are at it again!

Trigger warning

Mental illness

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Buffy seeks advice from Giles about parenting Dawn and gets told to put her foot down. She doesn’t seek advice from Willow, who gives it anyway and then picks a fight with Tara when Buffy pushes back. When Glory thinks she has deduced the true identity of the Key, all of Sunnydale’s famed multicultural fair is imperiled.

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• Anya’s hard embrace of capitalism

Trigger warnings

Assault, medical content, mental illness, torture

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Spike receives delivery from Warren of a package that confuses the Scoobies while Buffy is out of town on a desert quest. Spike’s problems only intensify when Glory’s minions become convinced that he is, in fact, the Key. The Scoobies are determined to prevent Spike from revealing the identity of the true Key to Glory even as they are concerned by Buffy’s sudden obsession with saving him at all costs.

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• Shake that gourd, Daddy Giles

Trigger warnings

Misogyny, sexual assault, torture

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With the help of Giles and the other Scoobies, Buffy deals with the practical fallout of Joyce’s death. Angel helps with the emotional fallout. But Dawn, literally bereft, also turns to a vampire for assistance: Spike promises to help her bring her mom back to life. What could possibly go wrong?

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• Feelings about funeral directors and buying coffins

Trigger warnings

Death, grief.

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