PsychHoes

🍷🍷🍷What does a vagina need to do to get some goddamn respect around here? Poor O'Doole, he never saw it coming.

🍷When one murders and defiles a corpse, it is best practice to subsequently bash the corpse about the head so as to avoid the unfortunate business of the corpse popping back to life.

🍷Ellen: Oh god a positive one?  Ugh I'm bored already.

🍷🍷Why didja kill them?

Why were ya messy?

What is your deal, man?

Cotton-eyed Jesse

🍷🍷Welcome to our first re-record!  If you loved this episode when you could barely hear it then you'll probably hate this one since we are completely clear....If you're a new listener, gird your loins this episode has EVERYTHING- Schnapps, Pirin tablets, cannibals',  early internet Chatrooms.... a guy who wants his dick bit off. A guy who wants his dick bit off?  You know, it's that thing of when a kids dick kills his mother and he needs to get rid of the murder weapon.

🍷🍷Laudanum: Once hailed as the "Poor Child's Nurse," it's no longer just for Bright's Disease! Use laudanum with wild abandon to cure insomnia, headaches, menstrual cramps, and treat colicky babies! (do not use Laudanum if you are currently experiencing psychotic breaks or experience an erection to terrible old timey written pornography. Laudanum may induce murderous tendencies and should not be taken in conjunction with alcohol.) See your doctor or pharmacist to see if Laudanum is right for you!

Guess who's back....back again....PsychHoes is back.....tell a friend.-----We unceremoniously disappeared after 30 episodes but we are back for Season 2, because OBVIOUSLY 30 episodes is a whole season....DUH, our hiatus was totally on purpose ::wink wink:: We are back with a new look, new audio, new "studio"....same hosts.  Look for our first episode dropping January 4th, 2022. Have a drink and start the new year with us, the PsychHoes!

🍷🍷 No clever title, no clever description, just an episode about Mel Gibson and why he is still acknowledged in any way by Hollywood and society as a whole.  If you don't care at all about this at least stick around for the dramatic re-enactment.  I do my best, but Ellen kills it.

Did she invent the vampire facial or was she the victim of douchelords?  The world, literally, will never know.

🍷🍷🍷They had it comin'--They had it comin'--No one wants to cure the sick--Because you cost money--So sorry honey-- Here's some oatmeal with arsenic