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🍷🍷🍷Our store is featuring a brand new collection.  The Brudos Collection!  Need an easy way to see how your heels would look on a foot?  We have something for that!  Wind blowing around your basement throwing papers everywhere?  We have a whole paperweight collection!  Need something heavy to weigh something down?  Come take a look at our motor department featuring engines and transmissions of all sizes!

🍷 Doctor: Hey, you should stop crashing your car into things, you keep getting concussions. If you have ONE MORE crash you'll end up in a coma.------Husband: Drive your car really fast into that wall over there, it our religion it's what we do....it'll be totally fine.

🍷 BrokeMama1: how much do you like dogs?---

DreamWeaverGrey: How much do I like dogs?---

BrokeMama1: do you like dogs?---

DreamWeaverGrey: Yes I do.---

Talking about dogs is a lot of fun, but let's move on.---

Want to talk about your butt again?

🍷🍷I've heard this somewhere before...don't help me, I'll get it...hang on...

A murderous family running a slaughterhouse, I mean tavern, along the Oregon Trail. They're stealing money, they're dumping people in trapdoors, they're running away. 

Yeah...yeah I've heard all this somewhere before...

🍷🍷🍷🍷 If you wanna hear a combination Brauslyn™ (British/Australian/Brooklyn) accent....this is the episode for you!! Also some British kids nicknamed themselves (translated to American) Pussy and Nicotine.

🍷🍷🍷...it's OK though. It was one of those useless old people. Caressed the shit out of 'em while they died. It was thrilling.

🍷🍷🍷The only good thing about this episode is the name Bhopal.  Bhopal says: listen to this episode.

🍷🍷🍷 Tale as old as time---Poisoned with strychnine---Change the will and call a priest.

🍷🍷🍷🍷CASE REPORT: A dick thief, a corpse, and a Frenchmen walk into a bar.....oh have you heard this one before?

🍷🍷 Omg, Gretchen.  Stop trying to make ritualistic child abuse happen.  It is NOT going to happen!