🍷What causes a person to commit such crimes as the Demon of the Belfry did in 1895? Gotta be orgies. It always is.

🍷🍷Hi, I have no affiliation with any indigenous tribes, however I do feel strongly about turning the Great Wall of China into a rollercoaster.  I went to war but got kicked out because I argued too much.  While I was there I bombed the ocean floor and shot at Mexico for target practice inciting an international incident.  I've also taken notes while other people had period sex....do you want to join my cult?

🍷🍷 In which a wimpy-ass poisoner of sex workers tries to take credit for the Ripper murders as he's about to hang...or possibly makes an embarrassing bodily confession, it's hard to say.

🍷Some dude did some very un-noteworthy things a million years ago. These things did not at all invent a genre of crime or inspire psychologists, historians, and criminologists or baffle researchers to this day. This episode is completely gore-less and centers around a group of young women who lived in peace and harmony in the beautiful rolling hills of the Whitechapel district in London. Sharing soap and gossip, they lived happily into a peaceful old age.

Oh hang on. I'm being told that everyone died and it was a bloodbath up in there. Figures.

🍷🍷 (To the tune of I Believe from The Book of Mormon) I belieeeeeeeeve that Joyce Mckinney kidnapped Kurt---- I belieeeeeeve that Joyce Mckinney raped him also as well---And I believe that this woman has a serious case of erotomanic delusional disorder---I am a podcaster---and dang it a podcaster just belieeeeeves.

🍷 ( To the tune of Triflin' by Keyshia Cole)

He might say he means well

But you can't fool Belle, she can tell

You're triflin'

🍷 Her name was Sarah

She was a poisoner

Said she had dreams about the crimes

We've seen it a thousand times

🍷Just kidding, this one is about all the possible ways to die on the Oregon Trail:

Measles

Snakebite

Exhaustion

Typhoid

Cholera

Dysentery

Drowning

Accidental Gunshot Wounds

Too stupid to run when you see a brain-covered tarp hanging in your Spiritualist Grocer's home...

🍷🍷🍷🍷Dear Darla----I hate your stinkin guts---you make me vomit----you are the society for cutting up males between my toes----Love, Alfalfa

PS We solved the government. Get on our level.